Ilotho yokuzalwa yamahlaya
1.Nawe, isivakashi esithandekayo, Umklomelo wawungelula. Zitholele i-vacuum cleaner engenantambo ube nenhlanhla. (Umshanelo)
2.Ukuze ubukeke njenge "5", Kufanele uvuke ekuseni kakhulu, Nge-super-duper simulator Eqa izikhathi ezingamakhulu amabili zilandelana. (Intambo)
3.Ugcwele ubuhle, Njengokuthi ilanga liphuma. Isithombe sakho esiphilayo sizokusiza ukuthi uqiniseke ngalokhu.. (Isibuko)
4.Wonke umuntu uphupha ngokuthola ukhiye wegolide oyigugu.. Nazi izikhiye zefulethi lakho. Kodwa asazi ukuthi ivela kuyiphi. (Okhiye)
5.Ungalahleki ekuphileni okujwayelekile - nakekela ibhizinisi lakho siqu. Konke makuphephe, njengasethangini, Sikuvulele i-akhawunti yasebhange. (Isitsha esinoshintsho)
6.Ukuze ube ngcono kunabanye, Ngizokweluleka maduze: Noma ngabe ukuphi, ungakhohlwa! Yiba “nophahla” nawe. (Isambulela)
7.Wena nenhlanhla ningabangane! Ziningi izimfihlo kuleli qiniso. Akukona ukuqondana nje ukuthi sikwethulela iphrosesa entsha yokudla. (Umbese)
8.Ukuhlwa okude, Ukuze ugweme ukungenzi lutho. Nali isethi yokudala - Ingabe uzokwenza imisebenzi yezandla?. (Intambo enenaliti)
9.Nikeza kancane injabulo, Sinikeza imbali yasendlini. Vumela umoya ukulethele amakha ekuseni. (Imbali yokwenziwa)
10.Okungenani kumuntu - hhayi mina, - Ngiyancenga. Fuck you up. (I-spaghetti)
11.Kade uphupha, uyakholwa, Ekugcineni, isikhathi sakho sesifikile. Futhi manje, njengawo wonke umuntu, unayo, Uyingilazi eyenziwe ngekristalu. (Indebe)
12.Kuyoba usizo kuwe ngaphandle kwamagama I-deadbolt eyinkimbinkimbi. (I-Espagnolette)
13.Isikhathi asikho ngaphansi kokulawula kwethu, Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi ungakwazi ukugxumela ebuntwaneni obujabulisayo. (Dummy)
14.Uzokhanga noma ngubani namuhla ngama-slippers. (Izileyithi)
15.Khohlwa ngazo zonke izinkinga: Umndeni kanye nomhlaba wonke. Unesikhungo esisha somculo. (Ibhokisi Lomculo)
16.Kulezi zinsuku ukudweba sekusezingeni eliphezulu, Wonke umuntu uthanda ubuciko. Futhi umdwebo ovela kugalari ye-Tretyakov ngeke uwele esibhakabhakeni kuwe. (Iphosta)
17.Mangaza wonke umuntu ngempilo, Faka i-calcium ekudleni kwakho. (UMelok)
18.Lokhu okunamathelayo kuzokusiza ukuthi ungadakwa. (Isi-Scotch)
19.Ngokwemfashini, uzogqokani manje? Lokho, yini ongayiyenga! Thola ukweqisa kwakho, Ukuthuthukisa ukusondelana. (Isikhindi sangaphansi)
20.Kunamagama amaningi ahlukene emhlabeni, Okubaluleke kakhulu kuzo zonke "Uthando"! Ngazisa zonke izihambeli: Uthando lwemali luyasifudumeza. (Imali yemali)
21.Awulali emsebenzini, Uzothola ithini lekhofi. (Isikhwama sekhofi "3 ku-1")
22.Kwamakhelwane wakho, Kulungile, приз удачливый. Достаётся вам зато Лотерея Гослото. (Elinye ithikithi lelotho)
23.Вы лелеете надежду О горячей баньке, жаркой. Ukuze othile akuhlikihle emhlane wakho ngendwangu yokuwasha, ngomusa nangobubele. (Isipontshi)
24.Akuwona amabhuzu aseRussia azizwayo, Futhi amakha isiFulentshi. (Eau de cologne)
25.Uma unesibindi, Bese uzama okokukhanyisa. (Okufanayo)
26.Vumela ukukhanya okuhle kugeleze kusuka kuma-chandelier ekhaya lakho iminyaka eminingi ezayo.. (Isibani)
27.Ungavumeli noma yini ikukhathaze, Umklomelo wempilo uyavikela. Isivimbeli sephunga, Thola umshini wokuphefumula. (Ibhande lezokwelapha)
28.Sifeza isifiso sakho, Isevisi yakho okade uyilindile. (Iqoqo lezitsha ezilahlwayo)
29.Sengathi imali yakho ingahlala nawe, Wawahlenge ngefosholo elikhulu. (I-scoop yezingane)
Ukulungiselela ilotho kaNcibijane
Ilotho kaNcibijane idinga ukulungiswa kokuqala. Nakhu ozodinga:
- Ibhokisi elincane. Ingahlotshiswa ekugoqeni isipho seholide ngobuhle.. Kuyo, izivakashi zizokhipha izingcezu zephepha ezinombhalo nesipho..
- Ngaphandle kwebhokisi, phrinta amanothi elotho kusengaphambili. Sincoma ukubhala umbhalo welotho kuzifanekiso ezinhle zoNyaka Omusha. Kamuva uzothola ukukhetha okuncane.
- Izipho kufanele zithengwe kusenesikhathi ukuze uthole amalotho. Noma yiziphi izipho ezingokomfanekiso zizokwenza - amapeni e-ballpoint, amathawula, amapensela, izindwangu zetafula ezilahlwayo, toilet paper imiqulu (uma kufanele kube nelotho yamahlaya). Thenga futhi izipho ezinezimpawu zophawu 2024 unyaka - Dragon. Lawa kungaba amaketango okhiye, izinkomishi ezinesithombe se-totem nezinye izinto eziyisikhumbuzo. Ukuwina umklomelo onjalo kubhekwa njengebika elihle.
Bhekafuthi: Izithombe ezinophawu 2024 zonyaka.
Izibikezelo ezimfushane zoNyaka Omusha 2023 kumalotho
Abanamandla abakhali, inhlanhla izoza kuwe futhi. (isicathulo samahhashi)
Njalo bheka phambili, imali eningi ikulindile. (imali ephuma ebhange lamahlaya)
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Kukhona indlela esheshayo eza kuwe, kuzoba nohambo oluningi. (noma iyiphi ikhithi yokuhamba)
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Hamba uye phambili ngesibindi, impumelelo enenhlanhla isivele ilindile. (isikhumbuzo, ngikufisela inhlanhla)
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Lindela izindaba ezinhle kubangani bakho abaseduze. (imvilophi enhle, ongafaka kuzo, Ngokwesibonelo, Ikhadi likaNcibijane)
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Kwamangala wonke umuntu, kukhona okungeziwe okulindile. (dummy)
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Noma ubani angajabula ngalokho. Uzothola ingcebo ngonyaka ozayo. (isifuba, ibhokisi, ibhokisi)
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Ngibona kahle, uzoba nomndeni omkhulu. (i-amulet yomndeni)
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Impela phakathi kwamabili, ngoSuku LukaNcibijane, inhlanhla yakho izohambisana. (iwashi elipholile, Izimpawu zoNyaka Omusha noma ama-sparklers)
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Bazokusiza ukuthi upende umhlaba ngemibala ehlukene (Amapende). Ngokushesha thatha ibhulashi bese upende inganekwane.
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Kuzodingeka uzame futhi ujabulise abantu, bingelela abavakashi, (Ithosi) sitshele masinyane!
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Ukuze umhluzi ube nephunga elimnandi, ngiyakudinga ngempela, ngaphandle (Ihlamvu le-bay) konke ukudla kuzoba kusha.
Uma ufuna, ukuze isidlo sivuse isifiso sokudla, uzofaka izinongo (Upelepele), ukunambitheka kuzokumangaza kakhulu!
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Akukona nje ukuqondana ukuthi eMpumalanga le mifino iyahlonishwa, njenge-aphrodisiac (Isitshalo seqanda) ebizwa!
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Ukuze kungabikho ukuxabana, udle uphele (Utamatisi), uzojabula futhi uphile kahle, uzokhohlwa odokotela!
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Inkomishi yenjabulo iyogcwala, zonke izifiso zizofezeka. (iqabunga, ipeni kanye ne-lighter - isethi yokwenza izifiso ngesikhathi se-chimes)
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Phambi kwabaphathi, uzofanele ube, ukuze isilingo sokudakwa siphele. (ibhodlela lotshwala)
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Esitolo, uzoyithatha, ibhulukwe likanokusho. (ibhande)
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Ngaphansi, izibuko zishayana, uzobe uzungezwe izihlobo. (izibuko/izibuko)
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Lapho ucezu lokugcina lweqhwa luncibilika, impilo izoba njengesithombe. (isithombe, amapende nge-albhamu, njll.. d.)
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Unyaka omdala usuyadlula, injabulo entsha iza. (noma yiluphi uphawu lwenjabulo, Ngokwesibonelo, kusuka esitolo se-feng shui)
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Ungalinge udabuke namuhla. Uzoba nabangane abaningi beqiniso. Bameme kaningi, angiphathe ngetiye elimnandi. (itiye, Ngingathola inkomishi?)
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Uthando olukhulu lulindile, uzophinde uthole injabulo. (uphawu "inhliziyo" (umcamelo, i-keychain, uzibuthe njll. d.))
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Uzondiza ukhuphuke ileli lomsebenzi, Uze ukhohlise umphathi. (isitebhisi sokudlala, indebe, okusho ukukhula komsebenzi, kusukela esitolo samahlaya)
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Letha imibala enemibala empilweni yakho - jabula, phila njengasenganekwaneni! (abacwebezelayo).
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Kwangathi kungaba unyaka omatasatasa, ubuciko, Awu, ungakhohlwa ukuphumula, wena (uswidi) siyaphatha!
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Ukwazi, Iphi iholo lomyeni wami?, ubhala phansi imfucuza (ngepeni).
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Vumela iziko lilondoloze, ukuxosha izinkinga, umvikeli wakho nomqaphi uyingelosi enhle! (umfanekiso wengelosi).
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Lesi sipho siyigugu kuwe - sizoqala isilawuli kude, ithoshi lizokhanya. Ngamunye wethu uzojabula ngalokhu, phela nekhamera izosebenza nayo! (ibhethri).
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Ukuze ukwazi ukuvula ingidi yenhliziyo yakho ethandekayo, thatha entsha njengesikhumbuzo (i-keychain).
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Ekilasini, lapho isithukuthezi singena, thola eyakho (ICube kaRubik).
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Unenhlanhla enkulu - thola eyakho (indiza enophephela emhlane).
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Uma ukholelwa ezimangalisweni, yiba isangoma ngokwakho! Thatha induku yakho, emangalisayo imilingo! (ukotini efihlekile).
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Ukukhohlisa umngane, futhi mhlawumbe ushaye i-jackpot, kubalulekile ukuqonda ngesikhathi, Nini (ukudlala amakhadi) yithole!
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Konke kuzoba ngcono, konke onyakeni (uphawu lonyaka) Ngizoyithanda. (uphawu lwesikhumbuzo sonyaka ozayo)
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Eseyihambile lendlela, sekuyisikhathi sokuqala kusukela ekuqaleni. (incwadi yokubhalela, incwadi yokubhalela)
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Ukubamba iqhaza komuntu yingwenya, isiphetho sikunikeza amaphiko. Mamatheka, thatha amaphiko, ungavumeli izitha ezimbi. (inkunzi ebomvu)
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Khumbula isaga: odakwa emcimbini, uzobuyela endlini ngaphandle kwesikhathi. Ngakho-ke unganciki kuyo futhi ungakhohlwa ukuba ne-snack. (imfoloko)
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Futhi umthakathi wakukhumbuza, umndeni, iziko lomlilo. (ikhandlela eliwugqinsi)
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Inconyelwe ukugula kwakho, zivikele wena nabo bonke abakuzungezile. (ilamuna, ugaliki)
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Noma ngabe iyiphi inkinga, umphathe kangcono. Hhayi-ke ukuze kungabikho ukudideka, gcina impande ye-horseradish. (impande ye-horseradish)
Win-win ilotho:
1. Ukuze ihlaya lingakhohlwa -
Kubhale phansi encwajaneni.
(Inothiphedi)
2. Nasi isipho sakho:
Umcibisholo uzobe elungile!
(Umphini wokugaya)
3. Wonke umuntu uzokujabulela ukudla
Ushokoledi omnandi kakhulu!
(Ibha kashokoledi)
4. Lapha uzothola izitika,
Encwadini yezenzakalo, amalulwane!
(Izitika zoNyaka Omusha)
5. Moisturize isikhumba sakho ngokhilimu,
Gcwalisa wonke umuntu ngobuhle bakho!
(Ukhilimu wobuso obumanzi)
6. Ikhadi leposi "Amaholide Ajabulisayo"!»vuma,
Sayina umngane wakhe!
(Ikhadi Lonyaka Omusha)
7. Kungcono udwebe ifu,
Nali ipeni lakho elincane eliluhlaza!
(Isibambo)
8. Manje ukumangala kuzoba ngokwakho -
Leli ipensela eliyisimangaliso!
(Ipensela)
9. Ukuze ungabheki umakhelwane wakho emlonyeni
Nali isemishi elimnandi lakho!
(I-Sandwich)
10. Wena, umngane, Ungabi nesithukuthezi,
Ngithole itiye laseCeylon!
(Itiye laseCeylon)
11. Ukuhlobisa ama-bangs amahle -
Uzothola i-hairpin!
(I-hairpin)
12. Nali ikhadi lothando,
Kuphela sithandwa (muhle) kushisa!
(Ikhadi lokuposa elinezimemezelo zothando, imibhalo: "Ngiyathanda", "Ngikhumbula", “Uthandeka kimi kunabo bonke abanye,” njll.)
13. Isikhumba sezindebe kufanele sibe bushelelezi,
Thola i-fudge!
(I-Chapstick)
14. Yamukela, Mngani wami, shesha
I-super glue yangempela!
(I-super glue encane noma induku yeglue)
15. Futhi lo mklomelo usize izikhathi ezingaphezu kwesisodwa
Gqoka amabhuzu akho!
(Ifosholo lezicathulo)
16. Lapha uzothola inothiphedi,
Konke, okubalulekile - kubhale phansi!
(Inothiphedi)
17. I-Horoscope izokusiza
Yenza uhlelo lonyaka ozayo!
(IHoroscope)
Qaphela: Ngenzelwe zonke izivakashi (izihlobo) Ngihlala ngithenga izinkanyezi zomuntu ngamunye emakhadini amancane. Udinga ukwazi kusengaphambili, I-WHO, Wazalelwa ngaphansi kwaluphi uphawu lwezinkanyezi?. Edlule, noma ngubani othole umklomelo kulotho - nikeza i-horoscope manje, bese unika abanye kamuva, kusihlwa.
18. Futhi kuwe - umcibisholo, mngani Othandekayo,
Kungenzeka, izofika ngokuzumayo!
(Umphini wokugaya)
19. Hhayi-ke, nawe, iphakethe lokuhlafuna ushingamu!
Inhlanhla ikulindile onyakeni ozayo!
(Ushingamu)
20. Kuzoletha ubuhle empilweni yakho
Ijazi lomkhwenyana!
(Ijazi lomkhwenyana)
21. Kungaba i-hairstyle engcono,
Yamukela, umngane, ikamela!
(Ikama)
22. Dweba ikhathuni yomngane,
Ipensela izosiza kulokhu!
(Ipensela)
23. Ibhaluni likaCarlson -
Umoya mawujabule!
(Ibhaluni)
24. I-Shower nejeli yomphefumulo,
Zigeze endlini yokugezela - ungajahi!
(Ibhodlela elincane lejeli yokugeza)
25. Awudingi ibhulashi kanye ne-piggy bank,
Udinga isicici esihle!
(Isiloli sepensela)
26. Etafuleni lakho ngabona inqwaba (imfuhlumfuhlu yehhovisi),
Nali elinye ipeni lakho!
(Isibambo)
27. Umaka - iyona edingeka kakhulu,
Impumelelo ikulindile ekudaleni kwakho!
(Umaka wanoma yimuphi umbala)
28. Ukhilimu womzimba wakho nje,
Ngehlobo kuzobe sekulungile!
(Ukhilimu womzimba)
29. Ibhande lerabha elibomvu le... (Igama),
Hhayi ngeZinochka!
(I-Scrunchy)
30. Futhi nazi izitikha zakho,
Vala umlomo womakhelwane wakho! (ihlaya)
(Izitika)
31. "Pepsi Light" imbiza yakho,
Phuza futhi ugcine ukuma kwakho!
(ICan of Pepsi Light)
32. Izwa ukunambitheka okusajingijolo
I-Chupa Chups izokusiza!
(I-Chupa Chups enokunambitheka okusajingijolo)
33. Kungcono kunanoma yimuphi uswidi laphaya
Iphakethe lembewu kuphela!
(Isikhwama sembewu)
34. Asinandaba nezipho,
Thola okokukhanyisa!
(Okulula)
35. Esibukweni, Mngani wami, buka -
Ziqhenye ngobuhle bakho!
(Isibuko sesikhwama)
36. Lezi zintambo zizokusiza
Thunga iphakethe ngendlela efanele!
(Imicu)
37. Ubufuna imoto epholile??
Maye! Okwakukhona kwakuyinhlaka!
(Ushingamu)
38. Babefuna indandatho enegolide?
Ithikithi lakho liqukethe iqanda kuphela!
(Iqanda likashokoledi "Kinder Surprise")
39. Sengathi umsebenzi ungahamba kahle njalo
Beka uphawu lonyaka etafuleni!
(Umfanekiso onogwaja noma wekati)
40. Isimo sizoba ngcono -
Uthola amakhukhi!
(Amakhukhi)
41. Uma ungenayo impilo ngaphandle kwamaswidi,
Thatha amaswidi ngokushesha!
(Amaswidi)
42. Ukuhlanzeka, enhle
Thola le nsipho!
(Insipho)
43. Ungasithukutheleli, umngane,
Thatha ibhokisi likamentshisi!
(Ibhokisi lokufanisa)
44. Yeka isimangaliso, emangalisayo kakhulu!
Uwine ibhodlela likabhiya!
(Ibhodlela likabhiya)
45. Ungalinge usithukuthelele!
Uzibuthe uzosebenza nasepulazini!
(Uzibuthe wefriji)
46. Sicela uthole i-keychain,
Idinga ukunamathiselwa okhiye!
(I-keychain)
47. Sicela wamukele lesi sipho njengokuhlonipha.,
Ake ngikuphathele i-vodka!
(Ingilazi ye-vodka)
Qaphela: uma umklomelo uye enganeni, bese udinga ukuthela ingilazi yejusi bese uthi, “Ngivumele ngikulethele ijusi.”!»
(Ingilazi yejusi)
48. Uthole umklomelo ongcono kakhulu:
I-New Year "Kinder Surprise"!
("Kinder Surprise" iqanda likashokoledi)
49. Ukuze kube nokuthula nomusa emndenini,
I-Amulet yakho - umfanekiso wekati!
(Umfanekiso wophawu lonyaka - Ikati)
50. mngani Othandekayo, Ungabi nesithukuthezi,
Thola ikhalenda lakho!
(Ikhalenda yesikhwama 2011 unyaka).
Ngikufisela unyaka omusha omuhle nabangani bakho nomndeni wakho.!!! Yiba nomoya omuhle, emamatheka, injabulo nezipho ezinhle kakhulu!!!
Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo noKhisimusi Ojabulisayo!!!
Izipho
Izwi “imibuzo” ассоциируется с небольшими призами. Каждый хочет выиграть хоть какую-нибудь безделушку. Поэтому о призах нужно позаботиться заранее. Impela, Akudingekile ukwethula izinto zasendlini kanye nanoma yiziphi izipho ezibizayo. Ungaphila ngezinto ezincane ezinhle, njenge:
- izibambo, amapensela, izisusi, ama-notepad;
- izipontshi zokugeza izitsha, insipho, izixubho, izipikili zamazinyo, ezisula ezimanzi;
- izilayishi, amaketango okhiye, izikhumbuzo, ozibuthe efrijini;
- iphepha lasendlini yangasese, ama-napkins, amabhulashi ezicathulo nezingubo, amasokisi, amaduku;
- Amathoyizi Agcwele, amathoshi, amabhethri, amathiphu ngomunwe, amagilavu e-latex, ibhandishi, uboya bekotini.
Ngamunye wale miklomelo kanye nezinkulungwane ezengeziwe zazo zonke izinhlobo zezinto ezidingekayo ekuphileni kwansuku zonke zingawinwa, kanye namalotho ahlekisayo wezinsuku zokuzalwa azoba mnandi kakhulu.
I-Fairytale Prank yabancane
Unyaka Omusha usuku oluyimilingo kuwo wonke umuntu, futhi nezingane uletha inganekwane naye. Futhi kucacile, ngoba ngoNyaka Omusha bahlobisa isihlahla sobuhle basebusika, umndeni ubuthana uzungeze itafula elikhulu ngokuvulwa kwezipho, etholwe kwiqhawe eliyinhloko lomcimbi - uSanta Claus. Ukuze izingane zingajabuleli kuphela izipho ezivela kuFrost, Ungakwazi nokubabambela ilotho. Lo mcimbi ngeke ujabulise izingane kuphela, kodwa futhi izobenza babe abanikazi abajabulayo bezipho ezincane.
Umhleli umemezela ilotho yamahlaya ezayo yonyaka omusha 2021, lapho kuzokhishwa khona imiklomelo ehlekisayo, futhi umema abafana ukuthi babambe iqhaza kukho. Udinga ukuvula umculo kaNcibijane, futhi ucele izingane ukuthi zikhiphe amaphilisi kubhasikidi womlingo. Esikhundleni sengoma kaNcibijane, ungavula noma iyiphi ingoma evela kunganekwane noma ikhathuni. Ukwenza ilotho icace kakhudlwana, ungasebenzisa lesi simo esilandelayo:
“Ungamangala kanjani? Futhi hlobo luni lomklomelo okufanele ngilunikeze?? Yilokho kuphela! Bamba ikama, ukugqoka izinwele!
“Zonke izingane zinezinyo elimnandi kanye no-Andrei noMarina. Wonke umuntu uzojabula kakhulu, uthole ushokoledi wethu!».
“Bengenza kahle unyaka wonke, futhi wafunda kahle. Nasi isipho sakho, futhi ngithole umshini».
“Uma udle uswidi, futhi alikho ibhulashi eduze. Sizoxazulula inkinga ngokushesha, ubambe ushingamu wethu".
Izisetshenziswa
"Ilotho Yomshado" - umdlalo wamahlaya, okuzohlekisa izivakashi. Kodwa lokhu kuzodinga izinsiza eziningi. Nakuba uma kuphela wonke umuntu eza emshadweni 10 Umuntu, khona-ke umsebenzi wokudala nokuthola ama-props wenziwa lula kakhulu.
- Amathikithi elotho nomshini welotho. Amathikithi angathengwa esitolo somshado njengokujwayelekile, eyenziwe ngesifanekiso, kodwa kungcono uku-oda umklamo ngamunye ngezithombe zabasanda kushada. Akubizi, kodwa amathikithi anjalo azokwenza umbono ongenakucimeka kubavakashi. Konje, kufanele zibalwe noma zibizwe ngamagama.
- Amakhadi anemikhonzo nezifiso. Kufanele kube nenani eliqondile lezivakashi, futhi kufanele ibhalwe phansi ephepheni, imuphi umklomelo isivakashi esiwutholayo. Ungakwazi ukubethela okwamanje njengesithombe, kuvezwe ithikithi Lelotho Yomshado.
- Imiklomelo. Lapha yilapho ingxenye enzima kakhulu. Ezimweni eziningi, abasanda kushada bagcina izandla kuphela, ozibuthe noshokoledi. Njengenketho yemiklomelo ewusizo esebenzayo - insipho eyenziwe ekhaya, ukhilimu wesandla, ngokuthinta okuhlekisayo namahlaya - ingilazi, ibhokisi lemali, isipikili.
Umhleli womshado
Izindondo ezifakwe ngegolide zingasetshenziswa njengemiklomelo. Imibhalo ekuzo ihluke kakhulu: "indoda yangempela", "inganekwane ebukekayo", "isisebenzi esingcono kakhulu emkhakheni wezokuvakasha". Kudingeka zikhethelwe ngokukhethekile isivakashi ngasinye., egqamisa amandla ayo.
Elena Sokolova
Umfundi
Zama ukungafaki utshwala emiklomelweni yelotho.. Uma kukhona ingxenye yenhlanhla, khona-ke ibhodlela lingafika kulowo muntu, onezinkinga zotshwala, noma ngokuphambene - ongaphuzi.
Svetlana Reznik
Uma izimali zivuma, bese uhlela ukwethulwa komklomelo omkhulu. Kungaba uhlelo oluhle lwencwadi, Ipeni likaParker elibizayo (Zippo lighter), futhi uma unomphefumulo obanzi kanye nesikhwama semali esiwugqinsi, ungakwazi ngisho nokunikeza i-smartphone.
Usebenza kanjani umgilingwane?
Izihambeli zafika zihamba ngezinyawo, wanika abasanda kushada izipho zomshado wahlala etafuleni. Singaqala? Cha, kusesekuseni kakhulu. Bayeke baphumule, yidla ukudla okulula kanye nesiphuzo.
Yonke imincintiswano kufanele iqale ngemva kwalokho 20-30 imizuzu ngemva kokuqala kwedili - ngalesi sikhathi izihambeli zigcwele injabulo nomdlandla. Kodwa kwakungeke kube buhlungu ukubakhumbuza ngelotho. Lokhu kuyadingeka ukuze, ukuze abahlanganyeli bedili balungiselele amathikithi abo futhi "bangenwe" ngelukuluku.
Futhi manje lowo mzuzu ufikile. I-toastmaster iya phakathi nehholo futhi imemezele ngokuzwakalayo ukuqala komdwebo. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, usezandleni zakhe uhlu lwezivakashi ezibonisa lokho, ubani ngamunye wabo ohlobene nabasanda kushada. Ibiza izinombolo zamathikithi, umethuli umema abahlanganyeli belotho endaweni yakhe. Ukuhalalisela nezifiso kuyafundwa, kufanele kube nokuxhawulana, emva kwalokho isivakashi sithola umklomelo waso. Njengoba umkhuba ubonisa, abantu bahlala benelisekile ngokulinganayo, naphezu kwenani lento etholiwe.
Ezinye izihambeli zingase zikhathazeke kakhulu, ukuthi abawutholanga umklomelo omkhulu. Uma wazi, ukuthi kunabantu “abazwelayo” kangako enkampanini, khona-ke zonke izipho kufanele zilingane, ukuze kungabikho ozizwa ekhohlisiwe.
Izincomo ezimbalwa
Umncintiswano “weLotho” wemishado ubanjwa kaningi. Ngakho ungase ucabange, yiziphi izipho ongazikhethela abakhona emcimbini okhethekile?.
Uma kwenzeka, ke ungavilaphi ukwenza amapeni noma izincwadi zokubhalela ezinomfanekiso womakoti nomkhwenyana ngokwenani lezimenywa. Bazohamba njengomklomelo oyisibopho. Konke okunye kuyizipho ezengeziwe.
Ukwakha isici sethuba, ungasebenzisa umshini welotho. Isivakashi siyofaka isandla kuso, bese ekhipha ipheshana elinesifiso kanye nomklomelo.
Isifinyezo
Umshado usuku imilingo, lapho zonke izifiso zifezeka. Kodwa abasanda kushada kufanele bahlanganyele injabulo yabo nabangane nezihlobo, ukubenza babe bancane, kodwa izipho ezinhle
Yini engaba ngcono, kunokumamatheka kwesivakashi esithandekayo, osanda kuzwa ukunakwa kwabalingiswa abakhulu bomkhosi womshado - umakoti nomkhwenyana? Ilotho yomshado epholile izosiza ukujabulisa abakhona futhi ibatotose ngokunaka kwakho
Izibikezelo ezimfushane zoNyaka Omusha 2024 kumalotho
Abanamandla abakhali, inhlanhla izoza kuwe futhi. (isicathulo samahhashi)
Njalo bheka phambili, imali eningi ikulindile. (imali ephuma ebhange lamahlaya)
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Kukhona indlela esheshayo eza kuwe, kuzoba nohambo oluningi. (noma iyiphi ikhithi yokuhamba)
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Hamba uye phambili ngesibindi, impumelelo enenhlanhla isivele ilindile. (isikhumbuzo, ngikufisela inhlanhla)
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Lindela izindaba ezinhle kubangani bakho abaseduze. (imvilophi enhle, ongafaka kuzo, Ngokwesibonelo, Ikhadi likaNcibijane)
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Kwamangala wonke umuntu, kukhona okungeziwe okulindile. (dummy)
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Noma ubani angajabula ngalokho. Uzothola ingcebo ngonyaka ozayo. (isifuba, ibhokisi, ibhokisi)
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Ngibona kahle, uzoba nomndeni omkhulu. (i-amulet yomndeni)
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Impela phakathi kwamabili, ngoSuku LukaNcibijane, inhlanhla yakho izohambisana. (iwashi elipholile, Izimpawu zoNyaka Omusha noma ama-sparklers)
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Bazokusiza ukuthi upende umhlaba ngemibala ehlukene (Amapende). Ngokushesha thatha ibhulashi bese upende inganekwane.
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Kuzodingeka uzame futhi ujabulise abantu, bingelela abavakashi, (Ithosi) sitshele masinyane!
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Ukuze umhluzi ube nephunga elimnandi, ngiyakudinga ngempela, ngaphandle (Ihlamvu le-bay) konke ukudla kuzoba kusha.
Uma ufuna, ukuze isidlo sivuse isifiso sokudla, uzofaka izinongo (Upelepele), ukunambitheka kuzokumangaza kakhulu!
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Akukona nje ukuqondana ukuthi eMpumalanga le mifino iyahlonishwa, njenge-aphrodisiac (Isitshalo seqanda) ebizwa!
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Ukuze kungabikho ukuxabana, udle uphele (Utamatisi), uzojabula futhi uphile kahle, uzokhohlwa odokotela!
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Inkomishi yenjabulo iyogcwala, zonke izifiso zizofezeka. (iqabunga, ipeni kanye ne-lighter - isethi yokwenza izifiso ngesikhathi se-chimes)
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Phambi kwabaphathi, uzofanele ube, ukuze isilingo sokudakwa siphele. (ibhodlela lotshwala)
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Esitolo, uzoyithatha, ibhulukwe likanokusho. (ibhande)
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Ngaphansi, izibuko zishayana, uzobe uzungezwe izihlobo. (izibuko/izibuko)
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Lapho ucezu lokugcina lweqhwa luncibilika, impilo izoba njengesithombe. (isithombe, amapende nge-albhamu, njll.. d.)
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Unyaka omdala usuyadlula, injabulo entsha iza. (noma yiluphi uphawu lwenjabulo, Ngokwesibonelo, kusuka esitolo se-feng shui)
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Ungalinge udabuke namuhla. Uzoba nabangane abaningi beqiniso. Bameme kaningi, angiphathe ngetiye elimnandi. (itiye, Ngingathola inkomishi?)
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Uthando olukhulu lulindile, uzophinde uthole injabulo. (uphawu "inhliziyo" (umcamelo, i-keychain, uzibuthe njll. d.))
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Uzondiza ukhuphuke ileli lomsebenzi, Uze ukhohlise umphathi. (isitebhisi sokudlala, indebe, okusho ukukhula komsebenzi, kusukela esitolo samahlaya)
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Letha imibala enemibala empilweni yakho - jabula, phila njengasenganekwaneni! (abacwebezelayo).
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Kwangathi kungaba unyaka omatasatasa, ubuciko, Awu, ungakhohlwa ukuphumula, wena (uswidi) siyaphatha!
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Ukwazi, Iphi iholo lomyeni wami?, ubhala phansi imfucuza (ngepeni).
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Vumela iziko lilondoloze, ukuxosha izinkinga, umvikeli wakho nomqaphi uyingelosi enhle! (umfanekiso wengelosi).
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Lesi sipho siyigugu kuwe - sizoqala isilawuli kude, ithoshi lizokhanya. Ngamunye wethu uzojabula ngalokhu, phela nekhamera izosebenza nayo! (ibhethri).
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Ukuze ukwazi ukuvula ingidi yenhliziyo yakho ethandekayo, thatha entsha njengesikhumbuzo (i-keychain).
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Ekilasini, lapho isithukuthezi singena, thola eyakho (ICube kaRubik).
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Unenhlanhla enkulu - thola eyakho (indiza enophephela emhlane).
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Uma ukholelwa ezimangalisweni, yiba isangoma ngokwakho! Thatha induku yakho, emangalisayo imilingo! (ukotini efihlekile).
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Ukukhohlisa umngane, futhi mhlawumbe ushaye i-jackpot, kubalulekile ukuqonda ngesikhathi, Nini (ukudlala amakhadi) yithole!
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Konke kuzoba ngcono, konke onyakeni (uphawu lonyaka) Ngizoyithanda. (uphawu lwesikhumbuzo sonyaka ozayo)
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Eseyihambile lendlela, sekuyisikhathi sokuqala kusukela ekuqaleni. (incwadi yokubhalela, incwadi yokubhalela)
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Ukubamba iqhaza komuntu yingwenya, isiphetho sikunikeza amaphiko. Mamatheka, thatha amaphiko, ungavumeli izitha ezimbi. (inkunzi ebomvu)
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Khumbula isaga: odakwa emcimbini, uzobuyela endlini ngaphandle kwesikhathi. Ngakho-ke unganciki kuyo futhi ungakhohlwa ukuba ne-snack. (imfoloko)
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Futhi umthakathi wakukhumbuza, umndeni, iziko lomlilo. (ikhandlela eliwugqinsi)
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Inconyelwe ukugula kwakho, zivikele wena nabo bonke abakuzungezile. (ilamuna, ugaliki)
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Noma ngabe iyiphi inkinga, umphathe kangcono. Hhayi-ke ukuze kungabikho ukudideka, gcina impande ye-horseradish. (impande ye-horseradish)
Idizayini yangempela yelotho yokuwina-win yokugubha usuku lwenkampani ejabulisayo
- Kuzoba mnandi ukuhlinzeka ngamathikithi elotho acishe afane newokuqala. Ukuze wenze lokhu, thatha iphepha elinemibala, bhala inombolo yenkatho, Gcoba uVaseline noma i-lipstick ecacile. Vala phezulu ngebhola lopende we-acrylic.. Sebenzisa uhlamvu lwemali ukuze usule isendlalelo esiphezulu.
- Emathikithini elotho, faka okungaphezu nje kwenombolo yelotho, kodwa futhi inombolo yochungechunge. Izinombolo zokugcina zizosho izinsuku ezibalulekile empilweni yeqhawe losuku. Ngemva kwalokho, Abiwa kanjani wonke amathikithi?, cela izivakashi ukuthi zisho umcimbi okhethekile, engaphansi kwezinombolo zochungechunge. Uma umuntu engaphenduli, umethuli uthatha ithikithi kuye futhi alithengisele omunye obambe iqhaza. Konke kuyaqhubeka kuze kube yilapho amathikithi okugubha usuku lokuzalwa esecaciswe ngokugcwele.
- Uma umgubho wenzeka ekhaya, namathisela izinombolo ngaphansi kwezihlalo kusengaphambili. Ngezikhathi ezingalindelekile, cela izivakashi ukuthi zibheke ngaphansi. Ngakho, uzoheha abantu emdlalweni.
- Lungiselela inqwaba yamabhaluni e-helium bese ubeka izinombolo ngaphakathi. Uqala nini umdlalo, khulula i-bun, futhi isivakashi ngasinye kufanele sikhiphe ibhaluni ngenombolo yomklomelo welotho ngosuku lokugubha usuku.
Isimo selotho
Cishe usuvele unqume ngemiklomelo.. Isikhathi sokucabanga mayelana nesimo esilinganiselwe sokubamba ilotho yokuwina yezivakashi zomshado.
Khetha isikhathi esifaneleka kakhulu
Ngicela uqaphele, ukuthi izivakashi kufanele zibe sesimweni esihle. Ungawuqali umgubho womshado wakho ngelotho, kwazise abaningi abamenyiwe abakajwayelani. Isimo esishubile ngesikhathi somcimbi ngokuqinisekile ngeke sibe nomthelela omuhle kakhulu kumbono ophelele womshado.. Kodwa ngemva kwemincintiswano esebenzayo emshadweni, ukuhleka okuncane ngeke kubuhlungu, futhi ilotho izofika kahle. Uma umshado uhilela inani elikhulu lezivakashi, Ukukhishwa kwemiklomelo kufanele kuhlukaniswe izigaba eziningana. Kungaba ukulunga ukuphathisa umethuli wohlelo lokuqhutshwa kwelotho.
Adlalwa kanjani amathikithi?
Ngaphezu kokuphana noma ukuthenga amathikithi, izivakashi zingazama ukukhipha inhlanhla yazo esikhwameni esivamile, izigqoko, ibhokisi elimnyama, njll.. Lapha izinketho zizoxhomeka ngokuqondile kwisitayela sombala noma isihloko somkhosi womshado. Abasanda kushada abafuna imininingwane ngokukhethekile bangahlela umdwebo welotho yangempela nge-reel ephothayo.
Umkhandlu: Ungahlala ukhetha izimo zomshado esenziwe ngomumo futhi uzenzele umgubho wakho.
Ilotho yezingane ezincane kanye nezingane zesikole samabanga aphansi
Izingane ezincane zisheshe zikhathale nganoma yiluphi uhlobo lwemicimbi yemikhosi, ulahlekelwe isithakazelo kubo. Ukuze ugweme lokhu, ungalibali inqubo, futhi ubambe ilotho khona kanye etafuleni lemikhosi.
Ukuphrinta kwesundu kuzosebenza njengamathikithi elotho, okubhalwe kuzo izimfumbe ohlangothini olungemuva. Banikezwa izingane ukuthi zikhethe kuzo.. Umsingathi ogqoke okomlingisi wenganekwane noma umlingisi wopopayi ufunda imfumbe, ingane inikeze impendulo. Olungile uthola umklomelo.. Izingane zivunyelwe ukusiza.
Okuthakazelisa kancane amathikithi elotho-amabhola, lapho izinombolo noma amaswidi e-Chupa Chups abhalwa khona ngomaka. Isambulela esisikwe ekhadini sinamathiselwe kuzo. (isikebhe, imbali) ngenombolo.
Izibonelo zezimfumbe, puzzle kanye nemivuzo kubo:
- Ungangitshela umngane wami?, yini isihlanu nesihlanu?? Ved: Wena, Kungenzeka, kuhle kakhulu, ngake ngakwazi ukuyixazulula? Nali ibhuku lakho njengesipho, ukuze ngihlakaniphe nakakhulu. (Incwajana)
- Ngididekile ngandlela thize, futhi kunzima kimi ukunquma, uzoba yini umphumela, uma uhlanganisa okuthathu nesikhombisa? Ved: Yebo, mhlawumbe sekuyisikhathi sokuthi ngibuyele esikoleni, Nasi isipho sakho mngani wami, ukuqhubeka nokuthuthuka. (Isibambo + incwadi yokubhalela noma incwadi yokubhalela)
- Kwelinye lamagatsha esihlahla sonwele saseYurophu kuhlezi izimpiko ezimbili zengcina, Kwafika abanye abahlanu, Yebo, baqale kanjani uku-twitter?. Ungabala ngokushesha ukuthi zingaki izinyoni egatsheni? Ved: Yebo, Ngibona izingane ezihlakaniphile zihlangene. Bathanda ukudweba nokufunda izincwadi.. (Incwadi yombala)
Amalotho amahlaya - kungani edingeka?
Okuhlekisayo kunakho konke amalotho amahlaya awinile. Abanjwa nganoma yimaphi amaholide, imishado, amaqembu ezinkampani, izingane matinees, imigubho yeminyaka, izinsuku zokuzalwa.
Ilotho isalokhu iyingxenye yokuzijabulisa yohlelo lomshado. Mhlawumbe lokhu kungenye yazo zonke, athengiswa kuphi amathikithi elotho?. Ngaphezu kwalokho, akudingekile neze ukusetha intengo ethile., futhi wabele owokuqala, kufihlwe endalini yelotho, lapho izihambeli “zingakwazi ukweqa” umfakisicelo ukuthola umklomelo omkhulu nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, njalo ivusa isivunguvungu senjabulo. Into eyinhloko ukudala inkohliso, yini elindele onenhlanhla, ngempela, isipho esibalulekile.Kungaba kuhle ukukhangisa kusenesikhathi, Ini, Ngokwesibonelo, inzuzo enkulu - 100 amadola. Eqinisweni, kungaba yibhili enkulu ephrintwe kuphrinta yombala.. Noma - uhambo oluya olwandle - lapho owinile enikezwa ibhukwana elijwayelekile lomsebenzi wokuvakasha. Ikhono likasokhaya "lokuthola" izihambeli lidlala indima enkulu lapha., thola amahlaya afanelekile, kubangela uhleko nehlombe. Konke kuyaqhubeka, kunjalo, iya kwabasanda kushada.
- Ephathini yebhizinisi, ilotho yamahlaya ayisona nje isizathu sokuhlanganisa iqembu, kodwa futhi uzihleke wena nabanye. Lapho uyihlela, umuntu kufanele aqhubeke kusukela eminyakeni yabahlanganyeli abakhulu, ikhono labo lokubona amahlaya ngokwanele. Amalotho anemilolozelo ehlekisayo afanele inkampani encane, ehambisana nakho konke ukuwina.
- Amalotho anezibikezelo asebenza njengokuzijabulisa kwangaphambi kukaNcibijane. Qiniseka ukuthi uyabalalela. Lokhu kuhlolwe iminyaka, ngakho-ke, akufanele "wenze" izibikezelo ezicindezelayo. Kufanele bakhuthaze ukomela ukuphila, setha ukulindela injabulo, Ngikufisela inhlanhla, uthando.
- Uma umkhosi wenzeka emndenini omkhulu, lapho izingane zikhona, nathi akufanele sikhohlwe ngabo. Ukuze uwine, cabanga kusengaphambili futhi ulungiselele lezimanga, lokho kungajabulisa izingane.
