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Funny joke ilotho abadala etafuleni

Funny joke ilotho abadala etafuleni:

Lesi sigqoko asilula - siyisigqoko sokugeza... (Ikepisi yeshawa).
Uma ufuna i-hairstyle entsha, yithole, mngani... (Ikama).
Into emangalisayo, phuma ungene embuthanweni, ukhululeke futhi uqale ukudansa ngokushesha, sijabule! (Umdanso).
Uthole lo mklomelo - sukuma ucule ingoma kuwo wonke umuntu. (Cula iculo)
Sihleke ngokusuka enhliziyweni - sitshele ihlaya. (Khuluma ihlaya).
Lucky, unenhlanhla futhi ungamangali - gibela emlenzeni owodwa, ungamamatheka! (Gxuma ngomlenze owodwa).
Umphefumulo kanye nomzimba kufanele kuhlanzeke, (Ijeli yokugeza) thola - futhi ugeze ngesibindi!
Uyawathanda ophaya?, amaqebelengwane kashizi - thola (I-Vanillin), ngaphandle kwalo, wonke la mabhanisi awamnandi ngokwanele!
Hhayi-ke, futhi unesipho esimnandi - usitholile (Ibha kashokoledi).
Bonke abantu abaqotho kufanele bagcine imilomo yabo ihlelekile.. (Umuthi wokuxubha).
Lokhu ukudla kwamaqhawe, wozani, lidle masinyane! (Iphakethe lephalishi elisheshayo).
Lokho, yini ebhajwa phakathi kwamazinyo akho, uzohlala ekuthola. (I-Toothpick).
Ingabe ufuna umhlwenga, njengebhubesi - thola (I-shampoo) Khona-ke!
Asikho isidingo sokukhathazeka - wena (Iphakethe le-marmalade), kumnandi, sheshisa, ama-gummies amahle!
Uyathanda ukwamukela izivakashi?, ukuhlobisa itafula kahle, ukuxazulula le nkinga wena (Amanabukeni) kufanele inikezwe!
Ukuze izifundo zakho zihambe kahle, uya kuwe (Incwadi yokubhalela). Ungakwazi ukuxazulula izinkinga kuwo futhi ubhale ngokucophelela!
Uma kuvele kube mnyama, ningesabi lutho. Thina (Ithoshi) sizokunika, uzokhanyisa wena.
Ingabe ufuna ukuba namandla, njenge-gin, yithole, umfowethu, ivithamini. (Isaqathe).
Ukuze kube khona abangani abangenakubalwa, Ngidinga ukudla ithani lika-anyanisi. Hhayi-ke, Kuzomele ngiqale! Futhi ngeke ugule. (U-anyanini).
Unezingubo eziyikhulu, zonke izingubo ngaphandle fasteners. Sizokunikeza (Iklabishi) - isikhwama sakho semali ngeke sibe nalutho.
Hhayi-ke, futhi lo mfo uyathola (Ikhukhamba), iqinile futhi i-crispy, akukho okumnandi emhlabeni.
Lesi sipho ngesenkosazana, okwangempela kuphela, yonke into ibucayi, hhayi ukuzijabulisa - sikunikeza (I-Peas - eyomile noma embizeni).
Uyawathanda amazambane?? Sizokunikeza okunye. Hlafuna, hlafuna - ungazamuli uphathe omakhelwane bakho. (1 amazambane tuber noma isikhwama chips).
Izifo eziyikhulu zizophulukiswa ngalesi simangaliso - i-phentocide, i-staphylococcus izophuma, uma udla (Ugaliki).
Inkukhu yadlula yalahlekelwa yiqanda., futhi iqanda akuyona nje elula - ushokoledi. (Iqanda likashokoledi).
Wenza kahle ezifundweni zakho/emsebenzini/ - thola... (iphakethe lejusi).
Ukuhlola umngane, udinga ukuhlafuna usawoti. Kuzodingeka udle iphawundi lonke, qala (Usawoti) - leyo!
Ukuze sikhule sibe sikhulu, isidingo sokudla (Isi-Mandarin). Okugqamile, emnandi, isithelo esimnandi - faka emlonyeni wakho ngokushesha.
Kwadlula indlovu muva nje, wangitshela iphupho elibi. Kungathi wahlala phansi ophahleni... Awu, futhi uyithumele kuwe (Igundane).
Ilanga, umoya namanzi bangabangane bethu abakhulu! A, ukuze ungashayi ilanga ngenkathi uhamba, gqoka isigqoko se-panama futhi uthathe uhambo olupholile! (Isigqoko sephephandaba).
Leli thikithi likunikeza indiza, indiza enkulu isuka iye esibhakabhakeni. (Indiza yephepha).
Ukwenza impilo ibemnandi, sekuyisikhathi sokuyithokozisa! ukutholile (Ushukela ocolile), wonke umuntu angajabula naye.
Bazokusiza ukuthi upende umhlaba ngemibala ehlukene (Amapende). Ngokushesha thatha ibhulashi bese upende inganekwane.
Kuzodingeka uzame futhi ujabulise abantu, bingelela abavakashi, (Ithosi) sitshele masinyane!
Ukuze umhluzi ube nephunga elimnandi, ngiyakudinga ngempela, ngaphandle (Ihlamvu le-bay) konke ukudla kuzoba kusha.
Uma ufuna, ukuze isidlo sivuse isifiso sokudla, uzofaka izinongo (Upelepele), ukunambitheka kuzokumangaza kakhulu!
Akukona nje ukuqondana ukuthi eMpumalanga le mifino iyahlonishwa, njenge-aphrodisiac (Isitshalo seqanda) ebizwa!
Ukuze kungabikho ukuxabana, udle uphele (Utamatisi), uzojabula futhi uphile kahle, uzokhohlwa odokotela!
Ukuze wonke umuntu endaweni athande isikhumba sakho, kulokhu ngokuqinisekile (Ukhilimu wesandla) izosiza njalo!
Zihlanganiseni, bantu abaqotho, nisukume (Umdanso oyindilinga)! Kufanele uqale, asukume acule ingoma!

Ilotho kaNcibijane yezingane ezinokuwina osheshayo

Unyaka Omusha ilotho yezingane ngokuwina osheshayo:

Ukuvimbela isela ukuthi lingangeni ephaketheni lakho,
Ungafaki imali yakho epotimendeni lakho,
Hhayi emvilophini, hhayi ekhoneni.
Futhi endaweni enhle ...

Isikhwama semali

Abancane nabadala bayamthanda
Kumnandi, okumnandi…

Ushokoledi

Ithambile kakhulu futhi iyalalela,
Okudingekayo ezifundweni zomsebenzi,
Phuma kuyo ngokushesha
I-Ptichek, izinhlanzi nezilwane.

Ipulasitiki

Futhi namuhla ungumshayeli wendiza,
Lungela, omunye, thatha indiza,
Emafwini wena ngamaphiko
Uzoyisusa ngomzuzu.

Indiza yokudlala

Uzomsiza umama?
Futhi nisela izimbali
Ungadabuki ngamanzi.
Okwakho, umngane,…

Isitsha sokuchelela

Ingcweti yokudweba izithombe
Umngani wepensela...

Wezwa ipeni lethiphu

Nasi isiphuzo sevithamini
Ibalulekile ezinganeni.

Ijusi

Ihlombe elivala izindlebe:
Confetti phezulu, ophahleni.

I-Firecracker

Izibani Ezijabulisayo,
Символ праздника они.
Ты зажги их — Новый год
Поскорее к нам придет.

Бенгальские огни

Свет с собой она несет
И от мрака всех спасет,
Лишь фитиль скорей зажги
И вокруг все освети.

Ikhandlela

Ubusuku Bangaphambi Konyaka Omusha Obumnyama
Upha wonke umuntu izipho.
Konke okusemhlabeni, okufunayo
Uzoyiletha ngaphandle kwezinkinga.

Isithombe sikaSanta Claus

USanta Claus umlethela izipho
Ngobusuku obumnyama ngalala,
Thola ngokushesha ekuseni
Lokho, ufanelwe yini.

Isokisi likaKhisimusi

Ngomaskandi kaNcibijane
Wonke umuntu ujabulile ukuyizama.
Ufihla ubuso bakho,
Akekho ozokuthola.

Imaski yeCarnival

Inkanyezi encane
indiza esibhakabhakeni.
Uhlala nje entendeni yesandla -
Izoncibilika ngokushesha.

Umfanekiso we-snowflake

Ulenga amathoyizi kuyo:
Onogwaja, amabhaluni, iziqhumane.
Asikhanyise izibani kuyo
Futhi sizothola izipho.

I-Herringbone

Win-win ilotho:

1. Ukuze ihlaya lingakhohlwa -

Kubhale phansi encwajaneni.

(Inothiphedi)

2. Nasi isipho sakho:

Umcibisholo uzobe elungile!

(Umphini wokugaya)

3. Wonke umuntu uzokujabulela ukudla

Ushokoledi omnandi kakhulu!

(Ibha kashokoledi)

4. Lapha uzothola izitika,

Encwadini yezenzakalo, amalulwane!

(Izitika zoNyaka Omusha)

5. Moisturize isikhumba sakho ngokhilimu,

Gcwalisa wonke umuntu ngobuhle bakho!

(Ukhilimu wobuso obumanzi)

6. Ikhadi leposi "Amaholide Ajabulisayo"!»vuma,

Sayina umngane wakhe!

(Ikhadi Lonyaka Omusha)

7. Kungcono udwebe ifu,

Nali ipeni lakho elincane eliluhlaza!

(Isibambo)

8. Manje ukumangala kuzoba ngokwakho -

Leli ipensela eliyisimangaliso!

(Ipensela)

9. Ukuze ungabheki umakhelwane wakho emlonyeni

Nali isemishi elimnandi lakho!

(I-Sandwich)

10. Wena, umngane, Ungabi nesithukuthezi,

Ngithole itiye laseCeylon!

(Itiye laseCeylon)

11. Ukuhlobisa ama-bangs amahle -

Uzothola i-hairpin!

(I-hairpin)

12. Nali ikhadi lothando,

Kuphela sithandwa (muhle) kushisa!

(Ikhadi lokuposa elinezimemezelo zothando, imibhalo: "Ngiyathanda", "Ngikhumbula", “Uthandeka kimi kunabo bonke abanye,” njll.)

13. Isikhumba sezindebe kufanele sibe bushelelezi,

Thola i-fudge!

(I-Chapstick)

14. Yamukela, Mngani wami, shesha

I-super glue yangempela!

(I-super glue encane noma induku yeglue)

15. Futhi lo mklomelo usize izikhathi ezingaphezu kwesisodwa

Gqoka amabhuzu akho!

(Ifosholo lezicathulo)

16. Lapha uzothola inothiphedi,

Konke, okubalulekile - kubhale phansi!

(Inothiphedi)

17. I-Horoscope izokusiza

Yenza uhlelo lonyaka ozayo!

(IHoroscope)

Qaphela: Ngenzelwe zonke izivakashi (izihlobo) Ngihlala ngithenga izinkanyezi zomuntu ngamunye emakhadini amancane. Udinga ukwazi kusengaphambili, I-WHO, Wazalelwa ngaphansi kwaluphi uphawu lwezinkanyezi?. Edlule, noma ngubani othole umklomelo kulotho - nikeza i-horoscope manje, bese unika abanye kamuva, kusihlwa.

18. Futhi kuwe - umcibisholo, mngani Othandekayo,

Kungenzeka, izofika ngokuzumayo!

(Umphini wokugaya)

19. Hhayi-ke, nawe, iphakethe lokuhlafuna ushingamu!

Inhlanhla ikulindile onyakeni ozayo!

(Ushingamu)

20. Kuzoletha ubuhle empilweni yakho

Ijazi lomkhwenyana!

(Ijazi lomkhwenyana)

21. Kungaba i-hairstyle engcono,

Yamukela, umngane, ikamela!

(Ikama)

22. Dweba ikhathuni yomngane,

Ipensela izosiza kulokhu!

(Ipensela)

23. Ibhaluni likaCarlson -

Umoya mawujabule!

(Ibhaluni)

24. I-Shower nejeli yomphefumulo,

Zigeze endlini yokugezela - ungajahi!

(Ibhodlela elincane lejeli yokugeza)

25. Awudingi ibhulashi kanye ne-piggy bank,

Udinga isicici esihle!

(Isiloli sepensela)

26. Etafuleni lakho ngabona inqwaba (imfuhlumfuhlu yehhovisi),

Nali elinye ipeni lakho!

(Isibambo)

27. Umaka - iyona edingeka kakhulu,

Impumelelo ikulindile ekudaleni kwakho!

(Umaka wanoma yimuphi umbala)

28. Ukhilimu womzimba wakho nje,

Ngehlobo kuzobe sekulungile!

(Ukhilimu womzimba)

29. Ibhande lerabha elibomvu le... (Igama),

Hhayi ngeZinochka!

(I-Scrunchy)

30. Futhi nazi izitikha zakho,

Vala umlomo womakhelwane wakho! (ihlaya)

(Izitika)

31. "Pepsi Light" imbiza yakho,

Phuza futhi ugcine ukuma kwakho!

(ICan of Pepsi Light)

32. Izwa ukunambitheka okusajingijolo

I-Chupa Chups izokusiza!

(I-Chupa Chups enokunambitheka okusajingijolo)

33. Kungcono kunanoma yimuphi uswidi laphaya

Iphakethe lembewu kuphela!

(Isikhwama sembewu)

34. Asinandaba nezipho,

Thola okokukhanyisa!

(Okulula)

35. Esibukweni, Mngani wami, buka -

Ziqhenye ngobuhle bakho!

(Isibuko sesikhwama)

36. Lezi zintambo zizokusiza

Thunga iphakethe ngendlela efanele!

(Imicu)

37. Ubufuna imoto epholile??

Maye! Okwakukhona kwakuyinhlaka!

(Ushingamu)

38. Babefuna indandatho enegolide?

Ithikithi lakho liqukethe iqanda kuphela!

(Iqanda likashokoledi "Kinder Surprise")

39. Sengathi umsebenzi ungahamba kahle njalo

Beka uphawu lonyaka etafuleni!

(Umfanekiso onogwaja noma wekati)

40. Isimo sizoba ngcono -

Uthola amakhukhi!

(Amakhukhi)

41. Uma ungenayo impilo ngaphandle kwamaswidi,

Thatha amaswidi ngokushesha!

(Amaswidi)

42. Ukuhlanzeka, enhle

Thola le nsipho!

(Insipho)

43. Ungasithukutheleli, umngane,

Thatha ibhokisi likamentshisi!

(Ibhokisi lokufanisa)

44. Yeka isimangaliso, emangalisayo kakhulu!

Uwine ibhodlela likabhiya!

(Ibhodlela likabhiya)

45. Ungalinge usithukuthelele!

Uzibuthe uzosebenza nasepulazini!

(Uzibuthe wefriji)

46. Sicela uthole i-keychain,

Idinga ukunamathiselwa okhiye!

(I-keychain)

47. Sicela wamukele lesi sipho njengokuhlonipha.,

Ake ngikuphathele i-vodka!

(Ingilazi ye-vodka)

Qaphela: uma umklomelo uye enganeni, bese udinga ukuthela ingilazi yejusi bese uthi, “Ngivumele ngikulethele ijusi.”!»

(Ingilazi yejusi)

48. Uthole umklomelo ongcono kakhulu:

I-New Year "Kinder Surprise"!

("Kinder Surprise" iqanda likashokoledi)

49. Ukuze kube nokuthula nomusa emndenini,

I-Amulet yakho - umfanekiso wekati!

(Umfanekiso wophawu lonyaka – Kotha)

50. mngani Othandekayo, Ungabi nesithukuthezi,

Thola ikhalenda lakho!

(Ikhalenda yesikhwama 2011 unyaka).

Ngikufisela unyaka omusha omuhle nabangani bakho nomndeni wakho.!!! Yiba nomoya omuhle, emamatheka, injabulo nezipho ezinhle kakhulu!!!

Unyaka Omusha Ojabulisayo noKhisimusi Ojabulisayo!!!

Ilotho yePantomime

Ilotho yePantomime ifaneleka kunoma yisiphi isenzakalo.

Amanothi anemibhalo alungiswa kusenesikhathi (iphepha lasendlini yangasese; ikhondomu; incwadi yokubhalela; umuthi wokuxubha; amasokisi, njll.), igingqike ibe yipayipi. Bacela umhlanganyeli wokuqala ukuthi ahambe futhi anikeze ukukhetha umuntu, okufanele aqagele, uzovezani, emva kwalokho udinga ukudweba ithikithi.

Ngokubonisa ubuso nokunyakaza, ngaphandle kwamagama, kumele ayikhombise, okubhalwe ethikithini (masithi toilet paper). Uma umlingani wakho eqagela, bese bemnika isipho. Okulandelayo, umlingani unquma umlingani wakhe kulabo, ongakabambi iqhaza. Ngakho emibuthanweni. Kuvele kube mnandi kakhulu.

Impela, Lapho ubamba noma iyiphi ilotho, umuntu akufanele eqe imingcele yokuziphatha okuhle, kodwa akufanele wesabe ukubonakala uhlekisa futhi, yingakho kuyiholidi, ukuzijabulisa. 30.01.2020

Ilotho yePantomime

Ilotho yePantomime ifaneleka kunoma yisiphi isenzakalo.

Impela, Lapho ubamba noma iyiphi ilotho, umuntu akufanele eqe imingcele yokuziphatha okuhle, kodwa akufanele wesabe ukubonakala uhlekisa futhi, yingakho kuyiholidi, ukuzijabulisa. 30.01.2020

Isifanekiso sethikithi lelotho yomshado

Ekuqaleni, udinga ukucabanga ngomklamo wabo. Konke kuncike kulokho okuncamelayo. Amathikithi elotho angaphrintwa ephepheni, kubukeka njengamabhola anezinombolo. Futhi ukuze ungachithi isikhathi ngokuza nomklamo wakho wethikithi lelotho, futhi ilotho yomshado yayithakazelisa kakhulu, ungalanda ithempulethi ku-psd (isifanekiso esingezansi), ukwengeza isithombe sabasanda kushada kuso futhi usiphrinte ephrinta yombala.

Ilotho kumele ibe yi-win-win, Ngokunjalo, imiklomelo isatshalaliswa kuzo zonke izinombolo futhi ingahluka kakhulu futhi mhlawumbe ihlekisayo. Futhi uma uzilungiselele kakhulu, kodwa kwafika izimenywa ezimbalwa, khona-ke amathikithi elotho anganikezwa njengemiklomelo, ngokuwina imiqhudelwano eyahlukene yomshado. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ngemva kokuhlwa okunjalo, Izivakashi ngeke zigcine nje kuphela ithikithi lelotho njengesikhumbuzo, kodwa bazogcina inkumbulo enhle nefudumele yomshado, futhi kuhle, uma isekelwa okuthile okuphathekayo.

Ilotho yezingane evesini

Ilotho ngendlela esankondlo iyajabulisa futhi iyathakazelisa. Ikakhulukazi, uma incazelo yemiklomelo ingabonakali - yini ngempela umhlanganyeli ayithola, kuzomele aqagele. Ukuze wenze lokhu, ungafunda izinkondlo eziyimfumbe.

Ukuvimbela isela ukuthi lingangeni ephaketheni lakho, Ungafaki imali yakho epotimendeni lakho, Hhayi emvilophini, hhayi ekhoneni. Futhi endaweni enhle ... (Isikhwama semali)

Uthandwa abancane nabadala uSweet, okumnandi… (Ushokoledi)

Ithambile kakhulu futhi iyalalela, Okudingekayo ezifundweni zomsebenzi, Ngokushesha yenza izinyoni ezincane ngawo, izinhlanzi nezilwane. (Ipulasitiki)

Futhi namuhla ungumshayeli wendiza, Lungela, omunye, thatha indiza, Uyokuthwala akuyise emafwini ngamaphiko ngomzuzu nje. (Indiza yokudlala)

Uzosiza umama futhi unisele izimbali. Ungadabuli ngamanzi.. Okwakho, umngane,… (Isitsha sokuchelela)

Ingcweti yokudweba izithombe Umngane wepensela... (Wezwa ipeni lethiphu)

Nasi isiphuzo sevithamini esibaluleke kakhulu ezinganeni. (Ijusi)

Imithetho embalwa ebalulekile

Ukuze ilotho kaNcibijane "namahlaya" ingabi isizathu sokucasuka nokudumazeka, udinga ukukhumbula imithetho embalwa ebalulekile:

ilotho kumele kube win-win, bonke abahlanganyeli kufanele bathole imiklomelo;

imiklomelo kumele yehluke (uma unikeza wonke umuntu into efanayo, ngeke kuthakazelise), kodwa cishe kuyalingana. Isb, uma umklomelo owodwa bekuyi-napkin yephepha, kanti elinye ibhodlela le-cognac ebizayo, khona-ke awukwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kokucasula;

okungcono, ukuze imiklomelo ibe “yomhlaba wonke”, leyo, efanelekayo zonke guest. Isb, ngeke kube kuhle kakhulu, uma umkhulu oneminyaka engamashumi ayisikhombisa ewina umaskandi, kanti ingane eneminyaka emihlanu izothola igwebu lokushefa.

Ilotho yamahlaya evesini lomshado (kubavakashi nezihlobo)

Wonke umshado, nakanjani kuzoba isikhathi esimnandi, futhi ngalokho, ukwenza kube mnandi ezivakashini nasezihlotsheni, ukuze babe nezimanga zokukhumbula kusihlwa, ilotho yomshado wamahlaya evesini izosiza. Kumele kube mnandi futhi kube nezipho ezingabizi.. Izihambeli eziningi ziba khona, kuzoba mnandi kakhulu ukudonsa, futhi abantu bazobandakanyeka kakhulu.

Okuzokupheka:

· Thenga izikhumbuzo zezivakashi ezikhonjiswe kulotho kusengaphambili;

Lungiselela isikhwama samathikithi elotho;

bhala inkondlo onesipho esinikezwe ithikithi ngalinye;

· mema labo abanentshisekelo, noma uthembise ukuthenga ithikithi ngentengo ehlekisayo.

Ungakwazi ukuzifundela umbhalo, noma isivakashi sizozenzela kumakrofoni.

1. Ukumamatheka kaningi, ngaphandle kokushaqisa abanye, ingene kahle emazinyweni (ima) lempushana emhlophe.

2. Muhle kakhulu namuhla, Lapha, thatha insipho lokhu.

3. Ukuze ube ngcono kancane, lesi sipunu ngeyakho. (uphondo lwesicathulo)

4. Ukugubha nsuku zonke, yazi wonke amaholide onyaka,

Asikuniki sihlalo, akukho umbese, ngisho nepani lokuthosa. (ikhalenda).

5. Uma ufuna ophaya noma amasobho ebusuku, sebenzisa le nto ukubamba izindebe zakho ndawonye. (I-clothespin)

6. Ukuze ugcine imisipha ihlelekile, le nto ngeyokushaja. (noma iyiphi impahla yezemidlalo)

7. Awuyena umkhwenyana noma umkhwekazi, ngakho nali isanqante sakho.

8. Umuhle kakhulu lapha, Lapha, zitholele inati.

9. Bekumele kube nesiswebhu lapha, kodwa okwamanje isixubho.

10. Hlanze wena, nenhle, mhlophe, nansi inhlawulo yalokho. (igwebu lokugeza)

11. Uyadansa - isigaba esiphezulu, nakuwe lesi sinqe.

12. Unamaqhinga, njengezimpungushe ezintathu, nakhu okufana nalokho.

13. Ngalolu suku sonke sijabule, thola lokhu kuganga (ubhiya, i-vodka, pepsi)

14. Ukuze uhlale unezinwele eziwubukhazikhazi, lokhu okwethu kuzokwenza, ikamu elikhethekile.

15. Thola le nkomishi ukuze uthole izindlebe zakho ezihlekisayo.

16. Lapha unejazi loboya, kodwa okwamanje lesi sipontshi.

17. Ubonakala udla ukudla, uthole amaswidi amathathu.

18. Ukuba negesi efulethini, thola kithi. (ukukhanya)

19. Indlu iwine ilotho, mgcinele ikhondomu!

20. Asisekho isipho esihle, kunemvilophi enesitembu samahhala.

21. Hlala usemusha, nazi labo boutique nge cucumber.

22. Ukuze ungagqolozeli esikalini, nali ibhulukwe eline-drawstring. (eyezingane)

23. Ukwenza kube mnandi kakhulu - dweba amashiya. (ipensela)

24. Uwutholile lo mklomelo, irayisi nje!

25. Kwangathi kungaba ukuhlwa okumnandi, thola ushukela.

26. Ukuze ube muhle futhi ube nemfashini, Lezi zifana namaLouboutins (izicathulo nesembozo)

27. Leli ijazi elisuka kithi liya kini, kanye nosayizi, nombala, kulungile! (ijazi lemvula)

28. Ukuhamba embhedeni, bhidlika, izofika kahle. (amakhukhi)

29. Lesi sigqoko siyamangaza nje, kuphela ithungwe ngokugwegwile. (ikepisi elilahlwayo lasesibhedlela)

30. Isipho esivela ku-Versace, kodwa ubukhulu buyinkinga. (ijezi likanodoli)

Ilotho epholile yabantu abadala ngosuku lokuzalwa etafuleni

Uma izivakashi zihlezi etafuleni endaweni elinganiselwe, bese bedla noma, noma ukukhuluma. Kodwa ngesinye isikhathi kuyama futhi kuthuleke, abantu bayacikeka.

Ngesikhathi esifanayo, akudingeki ukuba uhlukane nesevisi enhle kakhulu., ikakhulukazi inkampani ejabule udinga ukulungisa amapuleti, izinkomishi nezinye izinto zetafula ezilahlwayo. Manje ngisho izibuko kungaba, thenga epulasitiki.

Ilotho iqala kanje.

Ukuhola:

- Futhi manje, isidlo esikhulu sakusihlwa sethu (umculo onesizotha, angenise indishi ngaphansi kwesivalo asivule, kodwa akubonisi okuqukethwe kubavakashi). Qagela, Kuyini lokhu? Umuntu ophendula ngendlela efanele uzothola umklomelo webhonasi.

Izinketho zamagama ezihambeli, emva kwalokho umethuli uthi: "Umama, Angikwazanga ukuthola umklomelo wowinile, ngakho-ke ngiphakamisa ukuthi ubambe iqhaza kwilotho, isenzo esihlekisayo nesithakazelisayo ngaphandle kokulimala noma ukukhohlisa.”

(Umethuli uzungeza umhlanganyeli ngamunye futhi amvumele ukuthi akhethe ithikithi lelotho, izingcezu zephepha kufanele zigoqwe zibe yithubhu noma zibe ezine, ukuze izivakashi zingakuboni ezikuqukethe).

Umklomelo wabawinile:

UMao Zedong ugxilile (isivakashi sithola upelepele ogxishiwe);
U-Imam uyaquleka (efakwe anyanisi, i-garlic kanye nesitshalo seqanda sikatamatisi);
Izinkuni ngaphansi kweqhwa (Amapancake ngebhanana kukhilimu webhotela);
Isigqoko sikaGuguca (ama-pancake afanayo, kodwa ngama cherry);
U-Okthoba obomvu (i-borscht ebomvu);
Isosha eligqoke umfaniswano (I-Herring ngaphansi kwe-Fur Coat);
Iphupho elibi lesazi sokudla (uphaya);
Isesula izindebe (i-napkin);
Isitsha sayo yonke into emnandi nengenampilo (ipuleti);
Umhlanganyeli womkhankaso othi “Beer Belly” (indebe);
Izikhali Zabantu Abathukuthele (imfoloko).

Wonke amathikithi kufanele abe nombala ofanayo, kodwa eyodwa izoba ekhethekile, ukuyiqaqa, isivakashi kufanele sibone okubhaliwe - "Ithuba Lomkhakha". Uma iqabunga elinjalo lawa, khona-ke umhlanganyeli welotho unikezwa ibhokisi elinamakamelo amabili, njengasohlelweni oluthi “Insimu Yezimangaliso”. Isithombo endaweni eyodwa, kanti kwenye kukhona umklomelo. Inkomishi enhle ingaba kanje, isoso, ipuleti noma ngisho uhlobo oluthile lokuhlobisa.

Ilotho kaNcibijane enezipho ezidliwayo

Ilotho kaNcibijane enezipho ezidliwayo:

Lo mklomelo uye kuwe,
Ukulala ebusuku. (ama-walnuts, ama-bagels noma ama-crackers)

Bathi, yini ngegwebu
Konke kuzoba kuhle! (ubhiya)

Phatha umakhelwane wakho,
Isithandwa esinjalo. (uswidi)

Umqhele we-laurel ngeke ukhanye kuwe,
Kodwa kuphela isikhwama samaqabunga e-bay. (Ihlamvu le-bay)

Ungakuvumeli kube nzima kuwe,
Isanqante esinamanzi sakho. (isaqathe)

Awukwazi ukuthola isiphuzo esingcono
Manje izoba ngeyakho. (ijusi)

Ungabe usaba nesithukuthezi,
Futhi uphuze itiye elimnandi. (itiye)

Umona walaba abanezinyo elimnandi,
Ngokuphambene nokugijima. (ushokoledi bar).

Izinyembezi maziphume kuye kuphela,
Imifino, ayigodli muntu. (ugaliki)

Uyinadi elinzima ukuliqhekeza
Futhi asikho isidingo sokuhlekwa. (amantongomane)

Nakuba lo khilimu ungadliwa,
Iphunga limane lingenakuqhathaniswa! (ukhilimu kakhukhunathi)

Ithembisa ukuthi uzoyithokozela
Lona umvuzo! (iyogathi "Usla")

Ibalulekile empilweni
Ivithamini yangempela. (amavithamini)

Vumela umhlaba wonke ube nomona,
Uthola i-kefir. (i-kefir)

Awudingi ukujabula,
I-mustard izokwehlisa umoya. (lwesinaphi)

Yenza ubuso bakho bube lula,
Phela wawina iqanda. (ukumangala)

Futhi nge-dranik, futhi sup
Iwusizo esikhundleni sokusanhlamvu. (amazambane)

Ungabi nesithukuthezi, umngane,
Thatha uphaya eshalofini. (noma yimuphi umkhiqizo omnandi)

Ingwejeje ikunike
Ipuleti eliphelele lezinto ezinhle. (ama-walnuts)

Okuwinile kwakho kuyakhanya, ezithakazelisayo
Futhi eyaziwa kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu. (amaswidi)

Shaya ubhanana
Futhi lindela imivuzo evela ekudalweni! (ibhanana)

Isithelo esinqatshelwe simnandi
Inempilo kunanoma yimuphi ushokoledi. (i-apula)

Zithokozise ungadinwa,
Phuza itiye lamaNdiya. (iphakethe letiye lamaNdiya)

Ingabe nawe ukhona Fekla??
Ngoba unama-beet. (isithombo sebhitrudi)

Ukuze lokho, ukuthi umkhulu,
Uzothola ilolipop. (ilolipop)

Kunzima ukuthi uvuke ekuseni?
Kudingeka ugcine i-caffeine. (ikhofi)

Izokukhokhisa ngesimo sengqondo,
Ukuqiniswa okuhle. (ushokoledi ibha "Mars")

Uzokusindisa ebusika ngaphandle kokungabaza
Isitsha sikajamu. (ujamu)

Imibala ye-Peppermint
Okwesithandwa sethu. (ushingamu)

Futhi umnandi itiye,
Futhi sijabulise izivakashi. (ushukela)

Ungatshala kanjani ugwayi engadini yakho ekhaya - https://tabakovod.ru/vyrashhivanie-tabaka-na-ogorode.html.

Amalotho amahlaya oNyaka Omusha we-Hare kozakwethu

Uma usakhululekile, ulinde wena ngobusuku bukaNcibijane, ukuhlangabezana nesiphetho sakho,Ngemuva kwalokho sizobungaza umshado nesixuku sonke!(noma iyiphi into enophawu lwezinhliziyo ezimbili)

Nokho, kuthiwani uma usunayo ingxenye?,Lokhu ngokunye ukuhlonishwa okukwehlele linda ukungezwa.,Iba nesineke!(ibhodlela lengane)

Lena ilotho yamahlaya Wonke umuntu ufuna ukuba nomzimba omncane. Ngemva kuka-Olivier nenyama egayiwe, kuzodingeka umpompe kancane.(dumbbell)

Ingabe unaso isibikezelo esinjalo?:Zonke izifiso zakho zizofezeka,Futhi akuwona wonke amaphupho akho ngilungile (a) nikela.(imali yeqolo)

Ngalolu suku oluhle kakhulu, phakathi nobusika obushubile, uzothola isipho sakho,Uzoba muhle futhi agqame!Incwadi yakho izobuyiselwa kuwe,USanta Claus ngeke esaphendula. Usumkhulu kakhulu,Futhi kubi kancane!(incwadi evela kuSanta Claus)

Isibikezelo Sonyaka Omusha Sikutshela kusengaphambili:Awukwazi ukuphuza kakhulu,Ukuze ungabi namahloni okubheka emehlweni akho kamuva!(Isi-Scotch, ukuvala umlomo ungaphuzi)

Bingelela umphathi wakho bese uya eholidini ngokushesha,Ubasi akahambe ayosebenza yena ngoNcibijane!Uphumule ngaphansi kwesihlahla sesundu futhi ucule ama-cocktails!(Ithawula lolwandle, isihlahla sesundu esincane noma isigqoko sasebhishi)

Ukutshela isiprofetho, uzojeziswa ngokuthile, uziphathe kahle,Awumangali, ungadlali.(ibhande)

Izibikezelo zikaNcibijane emavesiniBakuthembisa, ozokuthola esikhindini sakho sangaphansi ngonyaka ozayo, hhayi umbhedo,Futhi eziningi, eziningi ezahlukene izikweletu,Okufanele ugqoke ku-Couture!(amaphenti omndeni)

Ngonyaka ozayo miningi imisebenzi yakho, njalo ngehora umphathi uzohlupha,Ukuze ungakuvumeli uphumule!Ngakho-ke, sikweluleka ukuthi uthole amandla,(amagilavu wesibhakela)

Ngikulindile ngonyaka ozayo,I-Patron Saint Day! Ukuphila kusobala!Okuyinhloko, ungazikhukhumezi futhi uhlangane nabangane kaningi!(inkanyezi, mhlawumbe izibuko ezinkulu ezivela esitolo samahlaya)

Kuningi okumelwe ukwenze namuhla. Kuyisiphithiphithi sangempela.!Ukukhumbula konke,Yebo, i-sclerosis ukuze ungazi. Sincoma ukuthi ubhale phansi yonke into,Futhi into esemqoka ukuyibhala.(incwadi yokubhalela)

Awukwazi ukuyeka ukuphila kahle,Kuzodingeka ube nomona kuphela, kepha kukhona ikhambi laso sonke isifo,Futhi kusukela esweni elibi, nasenkohlisweni.(phini)

Kuningi ukungabaza empilweni,Yingakho yonke ingxabano. Kubalulekile ukwenza ukukhetha okufanele. Noma mhlawumbe, Cha, noma mhlawumbe, yebo?(uhlamvu lwemali "Yebo/Cha")

Sonke sifuna imfudumalo,Amajezi azosiza kulokhu. Umsebenzi uzoqedwa kalula, kanyekanye,Uma unentambo nethuluzi.(hook noma ukunitha izinaliti)

Ukukuholela endleleni engalungile,Futhi ukuze kungenzi iphutha. Umhlahlandlela uzofika kahle,Ujahe empumelelweni kuphela.(ibhola lentambo)

Wonke umuntu osendleleni yokuphila,Ubunzima bungakuhlanyisa. Ukuze ungazi izinkinga,Gqoka i-amulet eqinile.(i-amulet/amulet)

Ukunqoba okuningi kukulindile,Futhi kubonakala sengathi akufanele kube khona izinkinga, kodwa isitha asilali, siyazi, ngalokho siyazivikela kokubi.(ugaliki)

Unyaka ozolile nonobuntu ulindelwe wena,Ukhululekile, makube okuxakile.Ngoba unebhodlela lomlingo ekhabetheni lakho lazo zonke izinkathazo zakho.(i-motherwort tincture, Ngingathola i-cognac?)