Ilotho kaNcibijane 2023 kubantu abadala abanemiklomelo yenani elimaphakathi
Ukubamba ukukhanya,
Ungalindi ngengilazi yokusondeza ekushiseni,
Ukuze ungaminzi ekuhlakanipheni,
Sinikeza lokhu okulula.
Impushana, lokhu kuyingxube!
Abukho ubugebengu lapha.
Ilwa nokulala ekuseni,
Leli ikhofi “Labathathu kwinto eyodwa”!
Sibambe kahle,
Kusukela kokuhle, amazwi anomusa.
Ukuze kube nokuchichima injabulo,
Okuwinile kwakho kuyikhadi lokuposa!
Ukusebenza kwayo okuqondile,
Kuzokunikeza ukukhululeka!
Lokhu kunqoba, ungowokuhle,
Iphepha lasendlini yangasese.
Uyaqinisela, unobuhlakani,
Lungisa inkinga ngokushesha,
Akuwona neze usimende.
Thola i-Moment glue.
Ungazinciki lutho,
Futhi thatha imali ngokushesha.
Lezi zikweletu zamaphepha,
Ngeke ziholele ku-adventure.
(napkins like bill)
Yonga ukuze uthenge ifulethi,
Thola i-piggy bank.
Futhi kulabo, ubani omunye osethangini.
Manje usungumnikazi webhange!
Ulindelwe ubuthongo obumnandi,
Uma uzivikela
I, Yebo izindlebe zakho,
Sikunikeza...(berushi).
Amazinyo okuthumela ilondolo,
Sikunikeza loshingamu!
Ukuze ushintshe ukuhamba kwakho
Sikunikeza ibhodlela... (i-vodka)
Kuzwakala kunjani ukuba sultan?
Kujabulele... (ihuka).
Ukuze uthenge imoto epholile,
Sikunikeza... (iphakethe lemali)
(Izikweletu zesikhumbuzo)
Ukuvala imvelo yakho
Sikunikeza lezi... (izikweletu).
(izikhumbuzo)
Kuyoba usizo ukugwazisa
Thatha i-cognac... (Napoleon).
Ukuze kube nokuthula nokuzwana ekhishini
Yamukela ngepuleti... (isitifiketi).
Kungani udinga amathosti nezinkondlo?
Kungcono ukwamukela... (amakha).
Ukuze kube nephunga elimnandi ngoSuku Lonyaka Omusha
Sizomnika maduze... (i-cologne).
Ukuze umshini wokunyathelisa ungakuphoxi,
Yamukela ukubhalisa kwakho ku... (indawo yokuzivocavoca)
Ilotho kaNcibijane enezipho ezidliwayo
Ilotho kaNcibijane enezipho ezidliwayo:
Lo mklomelo uye kuwe,
Ukulala ebusuku. (ama-walnuts, ama-bagels noma ama-crackers)
Bathi, yini ngegwebu
Konke kuzoba kuhle! (ubhiya)
Phatha umakhelwane wakho,
Isithandwa esinjalo. (uswidi)
Umqhele we-laurel ngeke ukhanye kuwe,
Futhi kuphela isikhwama bay amaqabunga. (Ihlamvu le-bay)
Ungakuvumeli kube nzima kuwe,
Isanqante esinamanzi sakho. (isaqathe)
Awukwazi ukuthola isiphuzo esingcono
Manje izoba ngeyakho. (ijusi)
Ungabe usaba nesithukuthezi,
Futhi uphuze itiye elimnandi. (itiye)
Umona walaba abanezinyo elimnandi,
Ngokuphambene nokugijima. (ushokoledi bar).
Izinyembezi maziphume kuye kuphela,
Imifino, ayigodli muntu. (ugaliki)
Uyinadi elinzima ukuliqhekeza
Futhi asikho isidingo sokuhlekwa. (amantongomane)
Nakuba lo khilimu ungadliwa,
Iphunga limane lingenakuqhathaniswa! (ukhilimu kakhukhunathi)
Ithembisa ukuthi uzoyithokozela
Lona umvuzo! (iyogathi "Usla")
Ibalulekile empilweni
Ivithamini yangempela. (amavithamini)
Vumela umhlaba wonke ube nomona,
Uthola i-kefir. (i-kefir)
Awudingi ukujabula,
I-mustard izokwehlisa umoya. (lwesinaphi)
Yenza ubuso bakho bube lula,
Phela wawina iqanda. (ukumangala)
Futhi nge-dranik, futhi sup
Iwusizo esikhundleni sokusanhlamvu. (amazambane)
Ungabi nesithukuthezi, umngane,
Thatha uphaya eshalofini. (noma yimuphi umkhiqizo omnandi)
Ingwejeje ikunike
Ipuleti eliphelele lezinto ezinhle. (ama-walnuts)
Okuwinile kwakho kuyakhanya, ezithakazelisayo
Futhi eyaziwa kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu. (amaswidi)
Shaya ubhanana
Futhi lindela imivuzo evela ekudalweni! (ibhanana)
Isithelo esinqatshelwe simnandi
Inempilo kunanoma yimuphi ushokoledi. (i-apula)
Zithokozise ungadinwa,
Phuza itiye lamaNdiya. (iphakethe letiye lamaNdiya)
Ingabe nawe ukhona Fekla??
Ngoba unama-beet. (isithombo sebhitrudi)
Ukuze lokho, ukuthi umkhulu,
Uzothola ilolipop. (ilolipop)
Kunzima ukuthi uvuke ekuseni?
Kudingeka ugcine i-caffeine. (ikhofi)
Izokukhokhisa ngesimo sengqondo,
Ukuqiniswa okuhle. (ushokoledi ibha "Mars")
Uzokusindisa ebusika ngaphandle kokungabaza
Isitsha sikajamu. (ujamu)
Imibala ye-Peppermint
Okwesithandwa sethu. (ushingamu)
Futhi umnandi itiye,
Futhi sijabulise izivakashi. (ushukela)
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Ilotho evesini Inketho No. 1
Lumnandi kangakanani usuku lwesikhumbuzo?? Them, ukuthi indlu igcwele abangani. Ulwandle lwe-toast, imidlalo, uhleko... Kusemnandi kuwe. Ukuqhubeka nobumnandi Asidlale ilotho sonke.
1.Uthanda ukuqabula ngempela? Ngikunika izipontshi ezahlukene. (Isethi yezipontshi zasekhishini)
2.Ukuze uthole isidlo sakusihlwa esiseduze, okudingayo nje ukukhanya kwekhandlela (Ikhandlela)
3.Wonke umuntu uyazi: Awukwazi ukuphila ngaphandle kobisi unomphela. (Ibhokisi lobisi)
4.Uma ungazigezi izithende zakho, uzozimboza ngesithende. (Umlandeli)
5.Nakuba kungewona neze umshado, usamemeza kakhulu: "Ngokubabayo!» (Isinaphi)
6.Ulale ngenhlanhla - Phuza itiye elinamandla kakhulu. (Isikhwama sezinkambi)
7.Uma itiye lingakusizi, - Vele uwe ezinyaweni zakho, – Ingabe udinga inkomishi yekhofi?, Uzokujabulisa ngokushesha. (Isikhwama sekhofi esisheshayo)
8.Ngemva kwekhofi uyaphupha?! Amehlo avaliwe? Kusho, udinga umentshisi! Faka - kungani uzihlupha?. (Ibhokisi lokufanisa)
9.Ngihlala ngilwa nokulala Phuza ikhofi ne-cognac.. (Iphakethe letiye)
10. Le nto encane izokuvikela ezinkingeni ezihlukahlukene. Mphine khona manje, Uzosusa iso elibi. (I-Bun)
11.Ungadakwa namuhla?, Kodwa kusasa, ungakhohlwa ukugeza ubuso bakho. (Insipho)
12.Ukwenza iphunga libe mnandi Thola amalozenge e-mint. (I-Mint lozenges)
13.Awukwazi ukusho igama - Libhale phansi, — ipeni selilungile. (Isibambo)
14.Uphuzile. Iphunga alimnandi? Nali i-nutmeg yakho. (I-Nutmeg)
15.Ngithole inxeba ngaphansi kweso lami? Lapha, mngane wami, thatha i-nickel. (5-imali ye-ruble)
16.Kusasa awunaso isikhathi sokuzijabulisa - i-hangover iqala. Umkakho ngeke akusize, Udinga ithini likabhiya. (Ikani likabhiya)
17.Ngemuva kwama-pomades. Ingabe udinga ibhande lerabha manje?. (Ibhande lerabha)
Ilotho yomshado yabasanda kushada: ukusatshalaliswa kwemisebenzi
Miningi imiqhudelwano yomshado wesintu, okuya ngokuya kuncipha isidingo. Abasanda kushada ngokuvamile bayenqaba ukubamba umncintiswano “womfana noma wentombazane”, ukweba izicathulo, njll.. Impela uzwile ngomdlalo, lapho umakoti nomkhwenyana banquma phakathi kwabo, ubani onamiphi imithwalo yemfanelo ekuphileni komkhaya?. Izinketho eziningi, Ngokwesibonelo, ukuvota okuvulekile - abasanda kushada bekhulisa i-rose emhlophe nebomvu noma onodoli ababili, efanekisela owesilisa nowesifazane. Siphakamisa ukuhlela lo mncintiswano ojabulisayo ngendlela yokuwina ilotho yokuwina, lapho ngenhlanhla wonke umuntu ethola umthwalo wemfanelo
Lapho ulungiselela, naka:
Incazelo yezinsiza. Amathikithi elotho angenziwa amabhaluni anamanothi, okuyodingeka bashintshane ngokudla abasanda kushada. Inketho ethokozisayo ngokulinganayo kungaba ukukhipha umthwalo wakho wemfanelo ngaphandle kwebhokisi elivamile.. Izinyanda zingalengiswa entanjeni.
Ukulungiswa kwezibopho
Kubalulekile ukuthi ungadluli lapha., ukuze umncintiswano ungadonseli phambili. 10-12 kuzoba nezibopho ezanele. Izinketho zamahlaya zihlala zibalulekile
Izinketho zamahlaya zihlala zibalulekile.
Uma abasanda kushada beqala ukuzwakalisa isibopho sabo ngekheli lethenda komunye nomunye ("sthandwa sami, Ngenxa yakho, ngilungile nsuku zonke...", "Kuyabiza, Ngikuthanda ngokuhlanya futhi ngizokuthanda. ”…), umncintiswano uzokwenzeka esimweni sothando nakakhulu.
Uhlu lwezithembiso empilweni yomndeni
- Indawo yokuphumula kusofa phambi kwe-TV.
- Akukho okumele ukwenze.
- Ukuhlanza nothuli.
- Siyakwamukela ekhaya uvela emsebenzini ngesidlo sakusihlwa esimnandi.
- Pamper futhi ujabule.
- Ukugeza izitsha njalo.
- Hamba nawe ekuthengeni kwakho kwamasonto onke.
- Phila ikhofi elimnandi.
- Phatha izandla zakho.
- Ukumangala kuze kube ukuguga.
Sikholelwa ngobuqotho, ukuthi ukubamba ilotho yomshado kuzonikeza umgubho wakho umoya wobungane nemfudumalo ngempela. Impela, izivakashi zakho zizoyijabulela ngempela inqubo. Ilotho enjalo yokuwina-win ingabanjwa hhayi kuphela ngosuku lomshado, kanye nesikhumbuzo noma usuku lomshado.
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Ilotho kuma-quatrains
amapende
Lesi sipho akuyona nje into, Lokhu kuyinto ekhethekile! Ngeholide, ngehora lakho elizothile - ipeni elinemibala eminingi
! (umklomelo uyipeni, lapho kukhona okunamathiselwe okunemibala eminingana ngesikhathi esisodwa)
Uma uthanda ushokoledi
, Uzojabula ngendlela emangalisayo. Uma ungakuthandi, akunandaba. Umama uzoyidla ke!
Ibhola
ukukhanya futhi kunomoya Ungafaki ngaphansi komcamelo, Ngale kwalokho uzobanga umsindo ongaka, Ukuthi umakhelwane ngemuva kodonga uzohefuzela.
Ukuze ukwazi ukunambitha itiye elimnandi njalo nabangani bakho, Eholidini ngokuhalalisela u-Etu inkomishi
yithole!
Cishe izindandatho ezimbili neziphetho ezimbili kanye ne-stud phakathi. Wonke umuntu uyayazi le mfumbe, futhi manje ungumnikazi wazo! (umklomelo - sikelo)
Elinye ikheli, ifoni Lapho ungathola khona, uma umdinga? Makabe ehlobo nasebusika incwadi yokubhalela
!
Sidinga izincwadi ezahlukene, Izincwadi ezehlukene zibalulekile. Futhi kuwe kuyadingeka kakhulu - lokhu, Encane, inothi
.
Le nto encane ibamba injabulo enkulu! Ungalaleli odokotela, Yidle futhi ube nempilo! (umklomelo - ukuhlafuna uswidi)
Kunamabhulashi ezicathulo, Kunamabhulashi ezingubo. Kodwa ngaphandle izixubho
Phila, Tshela, Kungenzeka yini?
Ikhalenda
encane, Kodwa kude. Izokukhombisa usuku nonyaka, Uhlala kuzo zonke izindlu.
Lapho izivakashi zifika eholidini futhi umhlangano uzobe ufudumele, Vumela ukukhanya osinike kona kududuzeke etafuleni. ikhandlela
.
Isipho sami simnandi kakhulu, Futhi yeka ukuthi muhle futhi uthambile! Isipho sami sithi ikhekhe
, Imane icela ukufakwa emlonyeni!
Yonke ingane ithanda nje uNyaka Omusha, ugcizelela amathemba akhe amakhulu asebuntwaneni kuleli holidi. I, ngaphezu kwalokho, ukuzilungiselela, izingane ziqala ngokoqobo ngemva komhlangano olandelayo: sebecabanga ngakho, yini esikhathini esizayo. Ngakho-ke, amabhlogo wezingane kufanele abe khona esimweni sokugubha., kungenjalo izingane zizodumala kakhulu. Win-win ilotho kaNcibijane Indlela enhle yokuzijabulisa ezinganeni. Thola izipho ezengeziwe, noma ngabe kuyisikhumbuzo nje, wonke umuntu uyaphupha. Konje, ukuze abazali bangadinwa, sabaphekela .
Imincintiswano ejabulisayo yenkampani ejabulisayo
Inhloso enkulu yomcimbi kaNcibijane ukujabulisa umphakathi. Ukuze wenze lokhu, umsingathi udinga nje ukukhuphula izivakashi ezihlalweni zazo futhi adlale ilotho evesini elifana naleli., ukugcina wonke umuntu ejabulile, futhi owinile uyajabula
Ziningi izindlela zokuthola ukunakwa. Nazi eziphezulu ezingu-4 zokudala nokugcina isimo seholide:
- Phakamisa amathikithi elotho esihlahleni noma uwafihle ngaphansi kwamapuleti
- Mema abahlanganyeli be-raffle ukuthi babonise amakhono abo: cula, umdanso, sho inkondlo
- Bamba imincintiswano emincane, kulula izingane futhi ezihlekisayo kubantu abadala;
- Indawo yokungcebeleka kuzo ezakudala zohlobo: ukusabalalisa amathikithi elotho ebhokisini lomlingo noma isigqoko ngamahlaya namahlaya
Uhlu olwethuliwe lusekude nokuphelela, nokho iqinisekisa ukunqoba. Ngifuna ukuvusa inkampani nakakhulu? Amalotho ahlekisayo enziwe ngomumo anemiklomelo evesini alinde ku-inthanethi futhi sekuyisikhathi eside ahlukaniswa ngezigaba: izingane - funny, izingane zesikole - cool, ezehlakalweni zezinkampani - eziqhumayo. Imilolozelo enobuhlakani izokhanyisa ngokulinganayo ngobusuku Bangaphambi Konyaka Omusha 2024 iminyaka njengomndeni, kuzoba yinto enhle yokuthola inkampani ejabulisayo. Into esemqoka ukuthi ungakhohlwa, ukuthi ukuzungeza kuwukuwina futhi ucabange ngokucophelela ukuqondiswa kweminyaka. Uma kungenjalo, umcabango "womklami weskripthi" awunamkhawulo. Izimemezelo zokuthi "Knock out" zothando uphawu lonyaka - Dragon, yenza izivakashi zigxume ngomlenze owodwa, khuthaza abantu ukuthi benze i-toast futhi bakhulume amahlaya, njll.. Yenza konke, ukuxosha ukudabuka nokudangala!
Ngemisebenzi
Amalotho ajabulisayo angaphinde ahlukaniswe ngemisebenzi ethokozisayo. Kufanele zakhelwe kucatshangelwa iminyaka yababambe iqhaza. Ungasebenzisa le misebenzi elandelayo ehlekisayo ukuzijabulisa:.
| Dweba inyosi, ukuqoqa umpe lwembali | Igama 10 amagama aqala ngohlamvu "M" | Kuvalwe amehlo, khomba into ngokuyithinta, umethulisi awubeke esandleni sakhe | Yidla ucezu lukalamula bese uyamamatheka ngenkathi usenza | Dweba isithombe sakho ngesandla sobunxele |
| Chaza, indlela yokupheka amaqanda aphekiwe, ngaphandle kokukhuluma | Phakathi 2 i. phendula ngokushesha imibuzo evela kwezinye izingane, kodwa, angithi yebo, "Cha", "Angazi" | Cula iculo, ubambe ikhala ngesandla sakho | Yenza okungenani umhlanganyeli welotho oyedwa ahleke | Sebenzisa ukunyakaza nemisindo ukuveza ikati elidlalayo |
Ilotho yamahlaya ilungele noma yimaphi amaqembu ezingane.. Uhlanganisa bonke abafana, kubangela ukuhleka nokujabula. Ezokuzijabulisa ekahle izingane ezineminyaka ehlukene, amakhono nezithakazelo zomzimba. Abahlanganyeli bazoba nomoya omuhle futhi bazizwe belingana nawo wonke umuntu.
Win-win ilotho kaNcibijane yabantu abadala
Uhlelo lokuzijabulisa lukaNcibijane lwababukeli abadala kufanele lufake nelotho. Win-win ilotho kaNcibijane yabantu abadala – lesi yisizathu sokuhleka, futhi usebenzise ingqondo yakho, thola umklomelo wokukhuthaza kukho konke.
Imithetho yelotho
- Ilotho yenkampani ejabulisayo ilula kakhulu. Udinga ukubhala izinkondlo eziyizimfumbe emaphepheni amancane. Wasonge uwafake ebhokisini noma esigqokweni. Ungasebenzisa izithombe ezinhle noma amakhadi okuposa, ngemuva obhala amagama.
- Khetha umethuli, ozothwala isigqoko, nokufunda izinkondlo. Kungaba njengomuntu oyedwa, ngakho ezimbili.
- Kufanele nishintshane ngokuya kumdlali, ngalokho, ukuze akhiphe enye yazo, bese ufunda umbhalo. Ngaphambi komhlanganyeli ngamunye, amathikithi elotho kufanele axutshwe kahle.
- Umethuli kumele afunde inkondlo enamazwi, kodwa yeka ngaphambi kwezwi lokugcina, Lokho, ekhipha ipheshana, kufanele ukuqagela. Kwenqatshelwe ngokuphelele ukumnika izeluleko.
- Nikeza umklomelo.
Izinkondlo zamathikithi elotho kaNcibijane
Ulindelwe ubuthongo obumnandi,
Uma uzivikela
I, Yebo izindlebe zakho,
Sikunikeza...(berushi).
Ukuze uhehe wonke umuntu ngokumamatheka,
Ukuze ungabi namahloni ngokuhleka kwakho,
Ukuze ukumamatheka "kungaguli",
Udinga … (umuthi wokuxubha)
Asinandaba nezijeziso,
Sifuna ukushiswa yilanga,
Ukwenza indiza ikhululeke,
Sinikeza okomuntu siqu... (indiza).
(ithoyizi)
Abasoze baphuma esitayeleni,
Futhi ngeke bathole uthuli esifubeni sabadwebi,
Eduze namabhuzu, njengamasokisi
Awudingi uku-ayina... (izintambo).
Gcoba amajikijolo avuthiwe
Bese sizokwenza isigqoko.
Uzokwazi konke okusemhlabeni,
Uma ufunda... (ephephandabeni)
Nakhona emlonyeni kudlala ngobunyoninco
Impandla yanamuhla,
Futhi uma uluma kuwo, awu ngamazinyo...
Thola... (ama-chupa-chups).
Igolide nokububula,
Bese kuba buhlungu isisu sami,
Kuzojabulisa indoda
Kuyabanda... (Ikani likabhiya).
Ukuvuka kamuva,
Ukuze singajoli emabhasini
Ukuze ungayeki izinzwa zakho zokupompa,
Sikunikeza amakhadi ebhizinisi lamatekisi... iphakethe!
noma "sizokunikeza imoto epholile" (imoto yezingane).
Uma ungakwazi ukugibela ibhasi,
Futhi iphunga labanye liyakuphazamisa.
Kuzokuvikela ephunga njalo
Isipho sethu (... imaski yegesi).
(noma imaski yezokwelapha)
Bonke abesifazane kufanele babe nayo,
Ukuze indoda ingabi eyempi,
Ukuze umyeni wakho angalokothi abe mnyama,
Hlakulela lokhu okumnandi... (omisiwe).
Uvame ukungcola, kanye nezandla
Ebhulukweni indoda ikhipha
Iletha emigodini nasemifudlaneni,
Ugqinsi oluwugqinsi lugijima.
Noma ngabe kwenzekani kanje – ukuze zisetshenziswe esikhathini esizayo
Sinikeza okuhlanzekile... (iduku).
Kohl kusuka ku-sclerosis evamile
IGlucose ayikusizi,
Ifindo eliboshwe kuphela elingakusindisa,
Sikunikeza lokhu. (iduku)
(wesibeletho noma emakhaleni)
Ukuhlangana namadlozi
Izothunyelwa kuwe maduze
Sizokunikeza ithikithi lokungena,
Leli phekhi... (ugwayi)
Ukumisa imibimbi enwabuzelayo,
Ukuze umyeni angahambi ngaphandle kwesizathu
Uzokubuyisela ebuntwaneni unomphela,
Lezi zingane ezinhle ... (ukhilimu).
Ezinweleni ezincane ezi-blond
Amasoseji abekwe,
Izoncibilika emlonyeni wakho ngaphandle kwamahloni
Isiqu esiwugqinsi... (ukolweni).
Khotha kancane futhi izosukuma,
Khona-ke udinga ukufaka ngokushesha,
Futhi izimbobo uzozithola yena,
Futhi kuzokukhulula ekukhathazekeni.
Sibeka abesifazane ngaphansi kwesihlahla sikaKhisimusi,
Njengesipho... (intambo nenaliti).
Izinkondlo ezimfishane
Ukuze ushintshe ukuhamba kwakho
Sikunikeza ibhodlela... (i-vodka)
Kuzwakala kunjani ukuba sultan?
Kujabulele... (ihuka).
Ukuze uthenge imoto epholile,
Sikunikeza... (iphakethe lemali)
(Izikweletu zesikhumbuzo)
Ukuvala imvelo yakho
Sikunikeza lezi... (izikweletu).
(izikhumbuzo)
Kuyoba usizo ukugwazisa
Thatha i-cognac... (Napoleon).
Ukuze kube nokuthula nokuzwana ekhishini
Yamukela ngepuleti... (isitifiketi).
Kungani udinga amathosti nezinkondlo?
Kungcono ukwamukela... (amakha).
Ukuze kube nephunga elimnandi ngoSuku Lonyaka Omusha
Sizomnika maduze... (i-cologne).
Ukuze umshini wokunyathelisa ungakuphoxi,
Yamukela ukubhalisa kwakho ku... (indawo yokuzivocavoca)
Win-win ilotho kaNcibijane yabantu abadala
Kusele amahora ambalwa kuphela kuze kudwetshwe inani lerekhodi lemali emlandweni waseRussia. Ngalesi sikhathi imiklomelo eyinhloko kanye nemidwebo emikhulu izogxilwa kulotho eyintandokazi kakhulu phakathi kwamaRussia - "Ilotho YaseRussia" (1212 ukujikeleza). Futhi, njengangonyaka odlule, Kuzokhishwa imiklomelo ebiza ngaphezu kwesigidigidi. I-jackpot enkulu kangaka nokukhangisa okusabalele, kubhebhethekisa intshisekelo enkulu kulo mcimbi.
Kulesi sihloko sizobheka ngokuningiliziwe ilotho kaNcibijane "Ilotho YaseRussia" yebhiliyoni, ake sikhumbule ukuthi siyidlala kanjani, uma umuntu engazi, futhi nokuthi ungalithenga kuphi futhi kanjani ithikithi lelotho.
Yile ndlela ebukeka ngayo uhlelo lukaNcibijane lwe-Russian Lotto Billion
Amalotho kaNcibijane wenkampani endala nejabulisayo
Ukubamba ukukhanya, Ungalindi ngengilazi yokusondeza ekushiseni, Ukuze ungaminzi ekuhlakanipheni, Sinikeza lokhu okulula.
Impushana, lokhu kuyingxube! Abukho ubugebengu lapha. Ilwa nokulala ekuseni, Leli ikhofi “Labathathu kwinto eyodwa”!
Sibambe kahle, Kusukela kokuhle, amazwi anomusa. Ukuze kube nokuchichima injabulo, Okuwinile kwakho kuyikhadi lokuposa!
Ukusebenza kwayo okuqondile, Kuzokunikeza ukukhululeka! Lokhu kunqoba, ungowokuhle,Iphepha lasendlini yangasese.
Uyaqinisela, unobuhlakani, Lungisa inkinga ngokushesha, Akuwona neze usimende. Thola i-Moment glue.
Ungazinciki lutho, Futhi thatha imali ngokushesha. Lezi zikweletu zamaphepha, Ngeke ziholele ku-adventure. (napkins like bill)
Yonga ukuze uthenge ifulethi, Thola i-piggy bank. Futhi kulabo, ubani omunye osethangini. Manje usungumnikazi webhange!
Ulindelwe ubuthongo obumnandi, Uma uzivikela futhi, Yebo izindlebe zakho, Sikunikeza...(berushi).
Amazinyo okuthumela ilondolo, Sikunikeza loshingamu!
Ukuze ushintshe ukuhamba kwakho sikunikeza ibhodlela... (i-vodka)
Kuzwakala kunjani ukuba sultan? Zitike... (ihuka).
Ukuze uthenge imoto epholile, Sikunikeza... (iphakethe lemali) (Izikweletu zesikhumbuzo)
Ukuvala imvelo yethu, sikunikeza lokhu... (izikweletu). (izikhumbuzo)
Kuzoba usizo ekufumbathisweni. Thatha i-cognac... (Napoleon).
Ukuze kube nokuthula nokuzwana ekhishini. Ukuyise ezitsheni... (isitifiketi).
Kungani udinga amathosti nezinkondlo?Kungcono wamukele... (amakha).
Ukuze kube nephunga elimnandi ngoSuku LukaNcibijane, sizokunikela kuye ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka... (i-cologne).
Ukuze umshini wokunyathelisa ungakuphoxi, Yamukela ukubhalisa kwakho ku... (indawo yokuzivocavoca)
Ilotho yeqembu elijabulisayo labantu abadala
Inketho 1. Abantu abadala bathanda ukuxazulula izimfumbe njengezingane.. Ungakhethi eziyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu, kodwa iyahlekisa futhi “inezinongo” - kulungile. Bhala izimfumbe ephepheni, lapho okumele uqedele khona umugqa. Uma umhlanganyeli eqagela, uyayithola. Uma kungenjalo, abanye bafuna impendulo. Noma ubani oqagela kahle uthatha umklomelo. Amaqabunga agoqwe izikhathi eziningana, faka isigqoko, qhaqhazela ngaphambi kokukhonza.
Izibonelo zezimfumbe nemiklomelo:
- Uzokufudumeza ngosuku lwasekwindla, Futhi yena uzokusindisa kusukela melancholy. Umphefumulo uzodakwa ngaphansi kwawo - (ibhodlela lewayini; umklomelo - ibhodlela lewayini)
- Liyaduma, umhlabathi uyazamazama, Konke okuzungezile kuyaduma, amaqhezu. Mhlawumbe isiphepho siyagijima noma kundiza iqulu lezinyosi? Wonke umuntu uyaqagela: Oh, ubani ah, Futhi lokhu (onogwaja emahlathini; umklomelo - unogwaja - ithoyizi elithambile)
Inketho 2. Isimiso siyefana. Bhala izimfumbe ephepheni, ngezansi - umklomelo. Ukugoqa, faka isigqoko, gudluza. Guesed - got, kwenzenjani.
- Isiphi isitho somzimba womuntu esinamandla okukhula ngokuphindwe kashumi?? (Impendulo ngumfundi; umklomelo yikhondomu)
- Okufanele kwenziwe, ukwenza amehlo entombazane akhanye? (Impendulo iwukuba ukhanyise ithoshi endlebeni yakho.; umklomelo - flashlight)
- Owesifazane wokuqala emhlabeni, ubuchwepheshe bendiza obuchwepheshile? (Impendulo - Baba Yaga; umklomelo - shayela)
- Okufanele ngikwenze, lapho indoda eluhlaza ivela phambi kwamehlo akho? (Impendulo ukuthi weqe umgwaqo.; umklomelo yikani likabhiya)
Isimo selotho
Cishe usuvele unqume ngemiklomelo.. Isikhathi sokucabanga mayelana nesimo esilinganiselwe sokubamba ilotho yokuwina yezivakashi zomshado.
Khetha isikhathi esifaneleka kakhulu
Ngicela uqaphele, ukuthi izivakashi kufanele zibe sesimweni esihle. Ungawuqali umgubho womshado wakho ngelotho, kwazise abaningi abamenyiwe abakajwayelani. Isimo esishubile ngesikhathi somcimbi ngokuqinisekile ngeke sibe nomthelela omuhle kakhulu kumbono ophelele womshado.. Kodwa ngemva kwemincintiswano esebenzayo emshadweni, ukuhleka okuncane ngeke kubuhlungu, futhi ilotho izofika kahle. Uma umshado uhilela inani elikhulu lezivakashi, Ukukhishwa kwemiklomelo kufanele kuhlukaniswe izigaba eziningana. Kungaba ukulunga ukuphathisa umethuli wohlelo lokuqhutshwa kwelotho.
Adlalwa kanjani amathikithi?
Ngaphezu kokuphana noma ukuthenga amathikithi, izivakashi zingazama ukukhipha inhlanhla yazo esikhwameni esivamile, izigqoko, ibhokisi elimnyama, njll.. Lapha izinketho zizoxhomeka ngokuqondile kwisitayela sombala noma isihloko somkhosi womshado. Abasanda kushada abafuna imininingwane ngokukhethekile bangahlela umdwebo welotho yangempela nge-reel ephothayo.
Umkhandlu: Ungahlala ukhetha izimo zomshado esenziwe ngomumo futhi uzenzele umgubho wakho.
